Can I Pet Your Dog?

I was in the Musée d’Orsay at 19 with my bf and never got to see the Mona Lisa but did get a cool shot of the huge crowd from behind and her kind of peeking out/visible at the back. With a film camera, even!

I was thinking this just as I read your skeet hahahaha

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Leaf Pattern
Franklin Carmichael
1922

They addressed all of these suggestions at yesterday’s council meeting. Roundabouts require a ton of land space and so they’re very hard to accommodate in the city, speed bumps don’t work for arterials and they slow down emergency vehicles. I think use them where they work but we need more tools.

Sure, what difference could 10km/hr possibly make, Burnside???

Yeah the “humility” comment was so off base. Like, I know he was using it to make people who aren’t paying attention think that the city was making bad choices based on ego (?)

Hahahahahaha oh my goddd

Oh I’ve been rage posting about this on instagram

Yeah I’d like to print this up and wave it in Burnside’s face

Speaking of, this looked SO fake to me (I have a photography background). Does it strike you the same way?

We are never going to “personal responsibility” our way out of this

Sorry, it’s HALF A MILLION cars? Why are they writing about this, besides making asthmatics feel guilty for needing inhalers?

This article is stupid. They should have put it into wider context. How much pollution is it, and compare it to the top polluters. Telling us it’s like 500 million cars driving makes no sense. Driving for how long? What kinds of cars? They have this throwaway comment at the bottom.

I love your expression in that one :)

Yeah this one’s really perfect!

What’s happening to my brain, I just imagined an actual flute like the musical instrument somehow made out of fats???? I’m going to bed

Oh fuck :( I am restarting it, personally

Re: your original skeet, his last name is “alternative man”

Sometimes our brains and our self-doubts try to trick us. So many people have had experiences like yours—you aren’t alone. ❤️

Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.

You aren’t annoying ❤️ sending you a huge hug and lots of empathy, Anne. Do every little thing that brings you a bit of joy.

From a Deep Dream
Steve Driscoll
2025

I’d love an expansion of the 12-foot sculpture universe. I’d get a 12-foot Ernest (as in Scared Stupid) and maybe a dinosaur (as in Jurassic Park)

Hannibal Burress! Christ

Chris Distefano COME ON

I saw a handful of names including bill burr, Kevin hart, Pete Davidson, chapelle, Louis CK, ansari, but couldn’t find a bigger or complete list. Any idea of the rest? I wanna know who to cross off my list.

Rooting for you! Big time.

(In case it’s helpful, it’s possible to take the city to task, officially, for issues like accident-causing potholes. Biking Lawyer can help)

Putting his full name and face out there, just to tell everyone he loves to break the law and hates getting caught