Can I Pet Your Dog?

Can I Pet Your Dog?

@kristineff.bsky.social

Can we lock our accounts yet? I have some butt jokes I need to make.

238 Followers 297 Following 910 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 days ago

Shouldn’t it be the cavalier popinjay? Adjective then noun?

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1 week ago

UNFORTUNATELY, this leaves a lotta room for Bradford

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1 week ago

Ya that’s me in soccer for the first couple years!

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1 week ago

I figured that’s what you meant. That it’s simply presented as fact without any dressing makes it pretty powerful.

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1 week ago

Oh my god this is an incredible burn

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1 week ago

There's journalism, and then there's stenography. A thread.

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2 weeks ago
Poster for the "Femme Friendly Bike Fair for the bike-curious" taking place on Sunday, March 8th, 2026, from 3pm - 6pm, at 163 Queen St E, Toronto.

Next weekend is International Women's Day and we'll be at the Femme Friendly Bike Fair. If you're in Toronto and interested in cycling but aren't sure how to start, come visit us! If you already bike and just like meeting others who bike, drop by to say hi! For more info: femmesandfriends.ca/events/

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2 weeks ago

I just want to ride again, Shawn.

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2 weeks ago

I’m not saying parenting isn’t difficult, there are so many resources out there for new parents (which, like, why doesn’t he tap into those). It’s more that I wouldn’t want to rely on a hallucination machine that can’t spit out a good recipe for tips on managing a baby.

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2 weeks ago

The way that one guy talks about it, saying he doesn’t know how he’d care for his newborn without AI…he has to know he’s bullshitting, right?

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2 weeks ago

It’s a muscle, Michael. What could it cost? 2 billion dollars?

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2 weeks ago

Also I’m at a point where the cadence and pitch of his speech is super irritating. Word salad mayor. Sound and fury. Noun-shaped noises.

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2 weeks ago

Having listened to a lot of council meetings during work, I also think he has an ignorance stemming from his incredible privilege that also deeply informs his priorities.

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2 weeks ago

His name was ALBERT CLIFFORD????

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2 weeks ago

I’d have taken one more snow day despite being really tired of it at this point

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3 weeks ago

He looks like you’re showing HIM a picture of a puppy hahahahahahahaha

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3 weeks ago

Don’t people also wax their skis and snowboards…🚬😎

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3 weeks ago

What’s the score I’m in a waiting room 😭

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3 weeks ago

I listened to the Commotion episode about it and between that and your thread, I’m pretty sure I won’t be watching it

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3 weeks ago

👀👀👀

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1 month ago

But soft!

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1 month ago

The teens are on snapchat obsessing over their streaks

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1 month ago

😎

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1 month ago

Bro that’s a championship ring if I ever seen one, what type of championship I do not know

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1 month ago

Finally, someone was brave enough to figure out what’s worse than a public proposal.

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1 month ago

HENCH is also for sale from Bookshop.org, which is a fantastic way to buy directly from independent booksellers. Thank you so much for bringing this to me!

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3 months ago
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Follow-up: Mrazkova and Mrazek's Newly Tweaked AI-Generated Rhythm Dance is Still Plagiarized Slop | Figure Skating for Baseball Nerds Get more from Figure Skating for Baseball Nerds on Patreon

I know my investigative work on this little indie blog isn’t going to win me a Pulitzer, but this is still important to publicize. My articles are free for everyone, no paywall. Thank you for your support, subscribing, and spreading the word #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
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1 month ago
Only one Olympic pair, the Czech brother-sister pair of Daniel Mrázek and Katerina Mrázeková, skated to AI music. But they ran into a problem — the first time they asked AI to spit out a 1990s song, it plagiarized the lyrics to an actual awesome 1990s song, “You Get What You Give” by the New Radicals. (A true banger, maybe my favorite 1990s song, tbh.) The video is STUNNING, I have no idea how they thought they could get away with it. For the Olympics, they swapped that one out for a new AI song, which also sucks but isn’t directly stolen from anybody.

wild AI story from the Olympics
ice dancers were told to use songs "in the style of the 1990s." One Czech pair tried using AI to pump out a song to skate to, but their AI bot fully plagiarized "You Get What You Give" by The New Radicals and they had to change it
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...

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