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Historian, 🐢 🐩 mom, aspiring native plant gardener, knitter, vintage plumbing fixture enthusiast. Oxford comma and footnotes, always and forever. I block with abandon. All opinions my own not my employer. Go Bills!

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DÉCRET
IMPERIAL
CONCERNANT
LA FÊTE DE SAINT NAPOLEON
ET CELLE DU RET ABLISSEMENT DE LA RELIGION CATHOLIQUE
EN FRANCE.
Au Palais des Tuileries, le 19 FΓ©vrier 1806.

DΓ‰CRET IMPERIAL CONCERNANT LA FÊTE DE SAINT NAPOLEON ET CELLE DU RET ABLISSEMENT DE LA RELIGION CATHOLIQUE EN FRANCE. Au Palais des Tuileries, le 19 FΓ©vrier 1806.

We, Napoleon, Emperor of the French, King of Italy [whose birthday happens to be August 15], declare as follows:

Article 1: The feast of Saint Napoleon and of the reestablishment of the Catholic Church will be celebrated throughout the Empire each year on the 15th of August, Assumption Day

05.12.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of post by Ron Filipkowski on the SCOTUS decision about Texas gerrymandering

Screenshot of post by Ron Filipkowski on the SCOTUS decision about Texas gerrymandering

Exactly right by @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social - "VA must redistrict after the Supreme Court’s decision in the Texas case. The last excuse not to is gone." bluevirginia.us/2025/12/thur...

05.12.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

this encapsulates the essential relationship between the people running universities, the people doing academic work in universities, and the people looking to smash and grab as much as possible from universities while we're on the way down

05.12.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

#BREAKING: Over dissents from the three democratic appointees, #SCOTUS puts Texas's new House maps back into effect for (and, presumably, through) the 2026 midterms.

The three Democratic appointees, in an opinion by Justice Kagan, dissent.

I'll post the ruling shortly.

04.12.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2060    πŸ” 608    πŸ’¬ 180    πŸ“Œ 311

hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone

04.12.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1179    πŸ” 298    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 11

πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

04.12.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's ethnic cleansing, and it has to stop.

04.12.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sources say the provost search this spring was β€˜unusual.’ Here’s why. Sources qualified the search or elements of the search as β€œhighly unusual” in large part because of the actions of Porter Wilkinson, who was at the time a member of the Board of Visitors and is now vi...

Once again: the presidential and provost search must be paused, Sheridan and Wilkinson must resign, and the student newspaper is utterly outpacing all other news sources. Wahoowa!

04.12.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œPresidential Pardons: A Bipartisan Crisis”
-the New York Times Editorial Board, probably soon

04.12.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The other part is that it appears to be an effectively unfunded mandateβ€”institutional ”support” for conversion apparently consists of converting a max of 4 documents per instructor. So more labor for faculty with the biggest burden on non-TT faculty with higher teaching loads

04.12.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if we’re trying to, say, measure Instructure’s value to PE (see below), and the value’s primarily in the data whether student/faculty interactions but especially the words-as-content, this mandate significantly increases avail words. bsky.app/profile/loui...

04.12.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like we got about 5 minutes notice on this. Honestly, in conjunction with the LLM situation, it’s going to drive me back to all-codex even faster

04.12.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI question the energy that is being dedicated to harming vulnerable people and children rather than tackling the much bigger and very real risks facing women and girls.” 100% this.

04.12.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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ChatGPT app suggestions look suspiciously similar to ads – even Pro subscribers are affected, and users are furious OpenAI has started testing app suggestions inside ChatGPT conversations, and even $200 a month Pro users are seeing them.

This makes me happy on some level. I want AI companies, fueled by the greed that theft isn't cheap enough, will begin charging and inconviencing their users, driving them to worse AI platforms, causing them to get caught/fail, and slowly killing this cancerous fad. I hope.

04.12.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And forget about transit funding to increase bus frequency

04.12.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And who can blame the Europeans, really?

04.12.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sighs in historian of the post-revolutionary era

04.12.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very happy that my article "Imperial Masculinities: Involuntary Losses of Semen as Markers of White Virility (France, 1830s–1880s)" is out now, in the European Journal for the History of Medicine and Health! brill.com/view/journal...

04.12.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business Alex Karp vows to use his

So many ways to sell your soul and this man chooses one of the very worst and then gets on stage and tells us all about it.

04.12.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

After spending his term pardoning corrupt conservative Republicans, Donald Trump has pardoned a corrupt conservative Democrat. Where was this bipartisanship from Obama and Biden?

04.12.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 606    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
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FBI Seeks β€˜Seditious Conspiracy’ Probe of Democratic Lawmakers The FBI is pressuring domestic terrorism agents to open a seditious conspiracy investigation into six Democratic lawmakers who advised military service members to defy unlawful orders, according to th...

Scoop: FBI aims to escalate its inquiry into 6 Democrats who made video for troops by pressing domestic terrorism squad to launch a formal seditious conspiracy investigation. Washington Field Office leaders are pushing back b/c they don't see a crime. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...

04.12.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 862    πŸ” 296    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 77

Right? Spend $25K, but don’t pay taxes on it!

03.12.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not healthcare

03.12.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried

03.12.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1458    πŸ” 314    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 14
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera."
YouTube video by The Bulwark Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera."

Watch til the end. How has no one asked her this before
www.youtube.com/shorts/yhhWj...

03.12.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 835    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 63

MORE Breaking on MS NOW: Pete Hegseth refused an interview request for the Pentagon Inspector General's investigation into Signalgate, according to two sources who read and were briefed on report.

Hegseth would not turn over his phone, a source who read the report told MS NOW.

03.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4704    πŸ” 1747    πŸ’¬ 196    πŸ“Œ 154

Mark Warner, the top Dem on the Senate Intelligence Committee, says he reviewed the DOD IG's Signalgate report and Pete Hegseth either needs to be fired or resign.

03.12.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1952    πŸ” 499    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 29
ALL IMLS grants restored in every state & territory.

ALL IMLS grants restored in every state & territory.

In response to a ruling from a federal judge in Rhode Island, the Institute of Museum and Library Services reinstated all previously canceled grants in every state and territory. It's a huge win for libraries and our communities.

In response to a ruling from a federal judge in Rhode Island, the Institute of Museum and Library Services reinstated all previously canceled grants in every state and territory. It's a huge win for libraries and our communities.

"The reinstatement of all IMLS grants means that libraries across the country will be able to resume vital services for learning, imagination, and economic opportunity. We are breathing a sigh of relief, but the fight is not over." ALA President Sam Helmick. Show up for our libraries, American Library Association.

"The reinstatement of all IMLS grants means that libraries across the country will be able to resume vital services for learning, imagination, and economic opportunity. We are breathing a sigh of relief, but the fight is not over." ALA President Sam Helmick. Show up for our libraries, American Library Association.

NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.

This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!

Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...

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Really letting the hood slip, here.

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Three key figures have embraced the idea, all of them billionaires: Mr. Trump; the education secretary, Linda McMahon; and Stephen A. Schwarzman, the Blackstone chief executive and Harvard Business School alum, who has emerged as one of the university’s lead negotiators.

In their view, Harvard, which has an endowment worth about $57 billion, should consider a fine as a business decision β€” a payment to revive what had been a longstanding and close partnership between Washington and Cambridge.

But Harvard officials recoiled.

Some view a cash payment as tantamount to a bribe and not commensurate with the accusations about what government officials say the school did wrong.

Three key figures have embraced the idea, all of them billionaires: Mr. Trump; the education secretary, Linda McMahon; and Stephen A. Schwarzman, the Blackstone chief executive and Harvard Business School alum, who has emerged as one of the university’s lead negotiators. In their view, Harvard, which has an endowment worth about $57 billion, should consider a fine as a business decision β€” a payment to revive what had been a longstanding and close partnership between Washington and Cambridge. But Harvard officials recoiled. Some view a cash payment as tantamount to a bribe and not commensurate with the accusations about what government officials say the school did wrong.

This is the essence of the story: three billionaires with no understanding of higher education are seeking to force Harvard to pay a bribe.

03.12.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

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