Erin Fogg

The shoes are AWFUL it's a miss every chunky open toed sandal!

“The Fort Bragg Cartel” by Seth Harp makes a devastating case that the US military created a safe haven for heroin production in Afghanistan that the CIA exploited in order to fund black ops in places like Syria and the Horn of Africa. Like the 1980s all over again but this time Obama was in charge.

JEAN VICQUEMARE - He can't be a cop, Harry. He's twelve. And he says 'f****t' every four seconds.

ICE is hog tying protesters in Portland and removing them on Dollies.

This is dangerous and could cause serious injury.

The Department of Homeland Security thinks it’s a joke.

They’ve shared this video with the tagline “Refuse to Walk? We’ll give you a ride”.

Stay strong Portland.

Ngl I just would now very much like to see 3 seasons of a prestige series about this woman and what led to her wearing her "I have no tits" t shirt to Disney World

A screenshot from the Star Trek episode “justice” Two very white, very blond people - a man and woman- wearing essentially rags tied around their nethers and chests. They are EXTREMELY exposed. The woman has dramatic camel toe. The man seems to be tucking because otherwise he’d be falling out all over the place. His outfit looks almost exactly like the picture from the runway show.

Oh god you’re right.

Half of these people look like they're about to die in a duel with Paul Ateides

They combine all the worst possible features of a shoe for some reason but I guess that makes a kind of sense

I just wanna know what happened to the part of his brain that knows what good shoes look like lol did he get stabbed in it?

this guy's wearing a sleeveless black jacket with shoulder pads that would embarrass a Space Marine, topped with a transverse-crested leather helmet that suggests you are about to be imprisoned by the Centauri Empire

oh shit it's the space cops

I take back every mean thing I ever thought about Eminem's plastic surgeon he looks incredible he's thriving sweetie

This collection is EXTREMELY inconsistent lmao 50% incredible stuff 50% 0/10 would not first look again

Idk what the problem is he's a textbook Kibbe Soft Floatation

THE SHOES ARE SO BAD AND CONSISTENT

Tho idk maybe the Hunger Games had something to say about fashion that you would think but be wrong is too weird for fascism idk I like outfits lol

This male model is basically wearing a black and blue what looks like neoprene get up that looks like what if a wetsuit had a baby with bondage gear then that baby had a baby with a lifejacket. There is a belt! And those fucking clunky open toed sandals! They add nothing to this look! A look I cannot better explain better than I have because it is very weird

I hope this is what rich people DO wear bc it is too weird to be fascist and imo that's a small win in my book

A male model in well. The pants area are cut very low on the hip, and held up only by a small peak of pants in the front which is connected to a bright blue sort of top? When I say the top is like a tank top made of plastic, imagine the year is 6000 and we live on Jupiter and then imagine it being even more weird and space shaped, the top part of the outfit. There is a belt but it is not really connected to the clothes. Most of the man's skin from hips to head is showing. There are again open toed clunky sandals.

The opposite of the prior look, sort of, is the same space blue for a top, but it's skintight and covers the male model's whole torso and arms, and instead of khaki pants it's a little black skirt showing his hips, attached to the shiny space top. There's a nonfunctioning belt, and those goddamned clunky open toed shoes again

"what do u mean I have to go to HR?" HR

extremely loud outfit in yellow, black, blue, red and white. the top is tight, the trousers are baggy, there are outsized kneepads, but it does actually look like something a human being might wear

otoh there's also a jean giraud racing mechanic outfit

very puffy high-waisted velour... parka? in the sort of dark grey and yellow colour scheme you might see on the uniforms of a company that makes heavy machinery, worn over a tight bodysuit seemingly made of a patchwork of 60s modernist wallpaper patterns. the silhouette is extremely Disco Elysium

also someone's clearly been playing Disco Elysium

I like to think the bathing suit protrusions are made of wood lol

Ready to Wear WHERE exactly?

It's so future space lol that one gets a 💋 and a 🥂 from me

There's a lot! Going on!

Tbh I'll take inexplicable & incoherent over all the sackcloth milkmaid almond shit of late

The photo is a close crop of a two piece strapless bikini swimsuit, cutting off the models' face and legs. It's striped horizontally in white and orange-ish red. The top is a strapless, and the shape of the bra cups is spherical? In a very uncanny way? The bottoms are even worse, in terms of looking real. They're very cartoonish in an upsetting way. Swimsuit bikini bottoms shouldn't be super structured and engineered with protrusions coming off them, but there are. It's almost like if there was a floatation device built in the hip straps? It is extremely difficult to describe in words. I've never seen anything like it in my life.

I'm actually really torn on this collection bc on one hand I cannot easily or accurately describe any of these looks in alt text, cuz they're so weird, and I do love that, but then like there's stuff like this lol

Oh this old thing? Got it off the rack

It's really a mixed bag lmao I love like half of these pieces a lot actually and that's one of em

Tag yourself in the Gaultier Spring 2026 Ready to Wear looks

Adult content lol a gal can't even waltz around with her dong out facing the world anymore sheesh

White female model in large dark sunglasses. She is wearing a full body suit of a print of a tan furry man's whole naked body including his dong, out facing the world. Though now that I look closely, it seems she is wearing a dong attached to a black vinyl belt. The shoes again are maybe the weirdest part of this look: they're clear vinyl except for where they have jarring bits of black vinyl.

ALSO my gender

A white male model in, okay. Well, it's fashion! His face and exposed chest are very pale, and his long legs are very tan. You can see all of his legs, from above the hip bone, because he is wearing a black maybe leather longsleeved body suit. He is also wearing inexplicably clunky black open toed sandals. The texture of the leather bodysuit is thick and wrinkles. It's really hard to describe how this or any of these looks look, because they're very future space looking with extremely dystopian vibes.

Tag yourself in the Gaultier Spring 2026 Ready to Wear looks lol this is basically my gender