that homie whos not gonna make it

ITS BEEN 17 MINUTES SINCE I POSTED THIS

on his phone

everytime i see this post im reminded i should do a grimgor ironhide fancam set to that first part

Tweet by Jason @longwall26 My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can't I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

LRP that but with garibaldi and the expedition of the thousand

I must once again reiterate how badly I want a bastardized American history Dynasty Warriors-style musou game where I can play as inexplicably stacked Betsy Ross mowing down redcoats by whipping around a flag and also there is Bishounen John Adams

Just found out ProJared passed away. Everyone post your favorite ProJareds in the chat

"Jucika in love in the modern age" We're also hosting an emergency fundraiser to help us fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and we need support. Currently $10.1k away from meeting the goal and avoiding medical debt, any bit helps gofund.me/16ef32cb1

This is the account manager for Jucika. We're hosting a gofundme to fund an emergency kidney procedure. We are in the US and uninsured which makes it difficult to pay the bill

Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left

Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1

I encounter people who seem to have lost touch with the concept of being a physical presence in a three dimensional space. Their body being present in, say, a doorway, while they stare at their phone cannot occur to them. Everyone is now the only human who exists. Seems bad.

Who up making babies on a single ds

A film is just a TAS of a play

#KatanaZERO

아……

if you have a parasocial relationship with me just know that I love you, specifically, and i can’t wait for us to be together

A greedy ginger cat sitting on the kitchen floor and looking up at me in anticipation as I am preparing dinner

We have a sous chef to assist us prepare dinner
#cat #CatsOfBluesky

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

WHITE WANDA: You Took Everything From Me !! Thanos (has a video player play icon on his head for some reason): (there's a picture of a guy with a cheese wedge on his head) My Apolocheese..

was he real for this ⁉️

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"

A white and gray pet rat with a pink nose and long whiskers snuggling on a soft blanket. The rat winks at you. ;) Rob Fay 2008.

🎶 this charming raaat~ 🎶

Magic card with stuff blacked out Says "I Need head"... I need head during your turn O yes Your mouth

thinking about pretty much every atlus high fantasy rpg has the reveal that the dungeon is actually post apocalyptic tokyo

kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind

Orange and white pet rat tucked in beside me

Nami getting in some good cuddle time this raturday eve #petrats #skyrats

polpotpie on tumblr poses the question: "What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle" teaboot replies: "you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine"

White people be like if I were keys where would I be

its so fucking funny that a lot of peoples hang up with him was that he turned evil for no apparent reason and vengeance fixes it by saying "he turned evil because thats just what happened when you spend 15 minutes around mastema"