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Give every gambler a Steam Deck with a library of roguelites instead

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

What a good day. Cheney died. Mamdani won. A win we all desperately needed.

YouTube video by Vikas Music Blinding Lights (Arabic Version) - Eurobeat Remix

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Get his bird hunting friend in for the double tap.

I have watched two baseball games in my life, both this weekend, but I confidently say that the sport would be greatly improved if, after hitting three batters with the ball, the offensive of team had 75 seconds to beat the pitcher's ass consequence free.

Finally, a polycule to surpass Portland.

Did the Pro-Palestinian marchers shit in snowbanks? Did they scam the food bank? Collaborate with Ottawa Police Services?

The fact of the matter is, up until they got cleared out, the Freedom Convoy got the kid's gloves in terms of police responses, and they still whine to this day.

This guy either reads Bell Hooks but won't eat pussy, or he's a Campus Conservative who calls Notsees "based" in group chats. There is no in-between.

May the creators of the IP your tattoo is based on die before they do anything heinous, amen. 🤗

I saw someone claim the "lite" version of the PS6 will be 1300 Ameribucks. Truly incredible. I guess the era of consoles as loss leaders to sell games is well and truly over.

I had an endoscopy and a colonoscopy (same appointment, different camera). Before hand they gave me like, 0.25 mg of fentanyl, and I gave no shits that I was getting spit roasted by Kodak. Easy to understand why it's so devastating to so many.

The image is of a bluesky thread. The original comment is Bluesky CEO Jay saying "You could try a poster's strike. I hear that works." The first reply is Charlotte saying "Please don't listen to the people who tell you to stop doing this, you should definetly keep this up." The second reply is T. Eoz saying "There was this guy called Richard Kyanka in fact, who won all his spats with his users." The third reply is Sppoky Tired saying "I was married to the guy and I read her post and had some weird body memory reaction and was like, did he possess her? Why are we repeating history?" The final reply is from Nobody 56 Special saying "Imagine getting bodied by lowtax's wife, couldn't be me."

Time is a flat circle, there is only one story ever told.

Wheat paste poster that says the all the world is dying and the new world struggles to be born now is the time of monsters. There's a picture of Elmo

Morning walk

Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender.

May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍

Cartoon dude in a Philadelphia Eagles had with a Philadelphia Eagles pendant holding a red solo cup and firing a pistol in the air, blurred.

Go Birds, Fuck Ice, Free Palestine

Literally burst out laughing in the grocery store when I read the news. I hate what the world has done to me but also: lol

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

Screenshot of a social media post by Rex Sakamoto. It reads "Video posted on social media shows the moment Charlie Kirk was shot and the seconds leading to the incident. Kirk was being asked questions about mass shootings in America. 'Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America in the last 10 years?' a person asks. 'Counting or not counting gang violence?' Kirk responds right before he is shot."

The last thing he did was whistle to some dogs

Headline from an article from Newsweek dated April 7th 2023. It reads "Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment"

Matthew 26:52 my guy.

Men will literally commit warcrimes instead of going to therapy.

He might be the only person so far in history to surpass Kissinger in this regard. Which I suppose is a notable feat in a certain way.

Knowing that the dancing in the streets will be literal and not figurative will be would be torturous for anyone self aware enough to comprehend it.

"Fetch the pestridder, Paka—we've got dwarves in the rutabagas!"

oh cool GPT-5 is released today. now even more things can suck ass

Beholders would excel as cucks.

A lyric from the song Panther Like a Panther by Run The Jewels. The Lyric is "I got banana dick, your bitch go apeshit if she hit it"

To quote Killer Mike

You get to apply more pressure to the sides instead of lesser pressure to the top. Scratch the good itch, even more than you would normally with a crooked barrel. A bit better for the P, massively better for the V.

Or so I have been told.
At great volume.

I was not talking about curves in terms of hips or thighs 😅 More a singular curve one one appendage

A little harder with PIV, than VTV I imagine, but yeah.

This is probably tmi, but fuck it, fits the nature of the thread. It is an incredible force multiplier for us curved individuals. Makes combos much easier to hit.

Straight adjacent enough.
Highly underrated, though it takes some work. But you can basically get more than the benefit of ankles on shoulders missionary for less required flexibility.