Durmidge

"Fetch the pestridder, Paka—we've got dwarves in the rutabagas!"

oh cool GPT-5 is released today. now even more things can suck ass

Beholders would excel as cucks.

A lyric from the song Panther Like a Panther by Run The Jewels. The Lyric is "I got banana dick, your bitch go apeshit if she hit it"

To quote Killer Mike

You get to apply more pressure to the sides instead of lesser pressure to the top. Scratch the good itch, even more than you would normally with a crooked barrel. A bit better for the P, massively better for the V.

Or so I have been told.
At great volume.

I was not talking about curves in terms of hips or thighs 😅 More a singular curve one one appendage

A little harder with PIV, than VTV I imagine, but yeah.

This is probably tmi, but fuck it, fits the nature of the thread. It is an incredible force multiplier for us curved individuals. Makes combos much easier to hit.

Straight adjacent enough.
Highly underrated, though it takes some work. But you can basically get more than the benefit of ankles on shoulders missionary for less required flexibility.

He absolutely has stepdad you could noogie energy.

Shelly made me look so hot in this promo photo, so go listen & watch the first episode of Season 2 featuring your favorite Diamond!

THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

Me when I get hit by a truck because I was playing Umamasume on my phone and don't get Isekied but think I have been for a moment.

Just saw a shouting match almost come to blows in a Costco parking lot. How are you going to fight at the happiest place on Earth?

My heart aches for the girl who had to beg her dad to just leave. They should open a therapist next to the optician so these dudes will go.

not wanting to "do discourse" but compelled by conscience to say that Gavin Newsom accepting right-wing framing of gender-affirming care and trying to position himself as some Solomon of hard choices is bullshit. care is care. the people who need it and the people who provide it are the experts

This is a social media promotional image, featuring a deep indigo background over which text reads: "Screem Time! Presents: EAT THE REICH. Saturday, July 19th, 9pm EST. twitch.tv/screemtimeproductions. In support of: Foundations of Iridescence, June & July 2025. Benefitting Decrim305 & Yaya Por Vida".

Another social media promotional graphic, this time listing the participants in the advertised charity game. The image reads "Screem Time! Presents: EAT THE REICH. Featuring: Todd, @dmtoddbloom.bsk.social, He/They; Sophia, @nerdyteddi.bsky.social, She/Her/We; Nova, @ditz-akimbo.bsky.social, They/She; Fauna, She/They; and GMed by Durmidge, @durmidge, He/Him."

A final promotional graphic promoting Screem Time!'s Eat the Reich one shot, featuring a QR code that links to the donation page for Yaya Por Vida, the mutual aid fund this event is benefitting.

This Saturday, July 19th, 9pm EST! Catch our 3rd & final game for Foundations of Iridescence, another Eat The Reich one shot!

Cast includes:
@nerdyteddi.bsky.social
@ditz-akimbo.bsky.social
@dmtoddbloom.bsky.social
& Fauna

with @durmidge.bsky.social back in the GM seat!

See you there?

#ttrpgsky

The Ghost of Christmas Present, from ‘A Muppet Christmas Carol’

Toxic Masculinity is OUT!
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!

- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes

I heard you prefer knives

free guest list for anybody who captures video of themselves repeatedly rolling D20s + D4s against these guys IRL and yelling CRITICAL HIT loud as hell

Trying your best, in a sense

A social media promotional graphic featuring a purple-to-orange, sunset-like gradient background. The text of this promo graphic reads: "Screem Time! Presents: Role Models, A D&D5e One Shot. Saturday July 5th, 9pm EST. twitch.tv/screemtimeproductions. In support of: Foundations of Iridescence, June & July 2025. Benefitting Decrim305 & Yaya Por Vida"

Live right now on twitch.tv/screemtimeproductions

Role Models, a D&D5e one shot for Foundations of Iridescence!

When a new party can't get their act together, the Adventurer's Guild needs their best mentors on the case. What’s holding these rookies back?

#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpgsky #charitystream

This is tonight! I’m excited (and nervous, but when am I not lol) to show y’all what we’ve been cooking up and I hope you can check us out!

9PM EST on twitch.tv/screemtimeproductions

Help us support @decrim305.bsky.social and Yaya Por Vida!

TONIGHT! 9pm EST on twitch.tv/screemtimepr..., come join us for “Role Models”, our D&D 5e one shot in support of Foundations of Iridescence!

Ft. @mirrrm.bsky.social @vysgaming.bsky.social @omgflynn.bsky.social @avariceblade.bsky.social & @mara-f-plays.bsky.social

#ttrpgsky #ttrpg #charitystream

Come join us on Twitch this Saturday (2 days away!) at 9pm EST for our next one shot in support of Foundations of Iridescence!

Featuring
@vysgaming.bsky.social
@mirrrm.bsky.social
@avariceblade.bsky.social
@omgflynn.bsky.social
& GM'd by @mara-f-plays.bsky.social

#ttrpgsky #charitystream

Incredible. You managed to thread all needles, square all circles, and jump all hoops, to maximize cowardice, bad financial decision making, incoherent and inconsistent politics, and reputation sabotage. No force in the heavens or hells could craft such immaculate stupidity

Eat literal shit buckets

Our co-founders, @durmidge.bsky.social and @mara-f-plays.bsky.social are joining the Oneshot Wonderland table tonight at 6:30pm EST over on twitch.tv/cryptid_raco... to support the @aclu.org ! We’d love to see you there!

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A social media promotional graphic featuring a QR code that links to buy.stripe.com/7sI5mB1Eibsx57a3cc, the donation link for Yaya Por Vida. The graphic reads: "Screem Time! presents: Role Models. Support our cause by donating: buy.stripe.com/7sI5mB1Eibsx57a3cc . Foundations of Iridescence, June & July 2025. Benefitting Decrim305 & Yaya Por Vida".

When a new party can't get their act together, the Adventurer's Guild needs their best mentors to figure out the problem; they need...

"Role Models", a D&D 5e one-shot for Foundations of Iridescence, supporting @decrim305.bsky.social!

Sat July 5th, 9:00pm EST on twitch.tv/screemtimeproductions

TONIGHT! 6:30 PM EST! Come meet my sweet bean of a Druid and help us help the ACLU. Your donations during the game can directly impact the outcome of the game, with options starting as low as $1!

twitch.tv/cryptid_raco... is where the magic happens!
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#ttrpgsky #charitystream #dnd5e #ttrpg

Relistening to a four year old podcast about how Andrew Cuomo is a sex pest and a policy failure who lied to the public about how many people his handling of the first wave of the pandemic killed so he could have a book (allegedly) ghost written about how well he did just hits different this week.

A social media promotional graphic featuring yellow text on top of a colourful background, with two polyhedral dice in the bottom left corner. The text reads: "Oneshot Wonderland D&D 5e Charity Oneshots, Raising money for ACLU. Sat & Sun: 6:30pm EST. Twitch.tv/cryptid_raconteur"

This weekend, catch the action on twitch.tv/cryptid_raco... for Oneshot Wonderland! Two D&D 5e one-shots live this Saturday and Sunday at 6:30pm EST in support of @aclu.org

I've joined the crew for the Sunday game, but I hope you'll join for both nights if you can and show your support!

#ttrpgsky

He's proven to be unable to listen to a no. Can't wait for him to get dunked again.

We can have a little hope as a treat