Alexandra

A screenshot of Wayne Brady holding up three fingers with the text "Girl Scout Selling Cookies Who's Possessed by the Devil"

A screenshot of Colin Mochrie making a face with the text "Heroic Frog Leading 'The Great Escape' of All the Frogs from a French Restaurant"

A screenshot of Ryan Stiles with the text "Gradually Turning into a Parrot"

A screenshot of Greg Proops frowning with glasses halfway down his nose with the text "Judge Judy"

had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone

Remember when I said JK Rowling spends twenty cents of each dollar you give her harming trans people?

Based on the size of the anti-trans legal fund she started, its more like $0.95 per dollar

Push impostor syndrome away for one more day. And after that, push it away for one more day. And one more day. And one more day. And one more day. And one more day. And one more day. And one more day. And one more day. And one more day. And one more day. And one more day. And one more day. And one m

From tumblr user vmkhoneyy “People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

Goode people, [gesture of yntroductioun]... the weekende!

[reads about the most horrific things imaginable happening all over the world on a daily basis] I just don't know why I'm so anxious lately, lol

"Your ideas are radical" Bro, I just want everyone to have food, water, shelter and healthcare

trash jones @jzux a relationship should be 50/50. you take me to the museum and i point at all the weird little guys in the paintings and say "that's you"

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The WARSONG UPDATE for HADES II is here!!⚔️
Face the final confrontation, meet Ares, and more in our second Major Update in Early Access!

🩸Trailer:
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📝Patch notes:
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🌒Play it today on Steam and the Epic Games Store!

"You're not my surreal Dad!"

Walking away from every conversation like

the devil is in the details. get him out of there

a bronze plaque of a man in armor who looks down at a dog sitting at his feet. the man pets the dog with his left hand. the entire dog and a little bit of the plaque surrounding him is shiny and much brighter than the rest of the plaque from hundreds of years of people petting him.

This plaque in Prague has been rubbed to a shiny gold because for centuries, passersby have touched the dog for good luck, and also to reassure him that he's a very good boy. 14/10

It is now obvious (if it wasn’t before) Trump’s tariffs have little to do with fentanyl and the borders and a lot to do with America wanting to exert economic dominance over a country with a smaller economy. #bcpoli

To our American friends who may now be struggling to find health information on US websites: Please check out the Public Health Agency of Canada's website for helpful resources, updated dashboards & practical health tips.

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Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies:

“What a weird thing to say”

“Do you hear yourself right now?”

“You shouldn’t say shit like that to people”

“I won’t let you talk to them that way”

“That’s a disgusting opinion to have”

“Shut the fuck up, dude”

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

First look at Oscar Isaac as Dr. Frankenstein in Guillermo del Toro’s #Frankenstein

Releasing on Netflix in November

If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys

a photo taken through a glass door into a store. there are several stickers on the glass, including a big round one depicting a dachshund’s silhouette behind a big international “No” sign, a red circle with a diagonal cross through it. just inside the store, a little black dachshund is sitting perfectly still on the tile, oriented exactly the same way as the dog on the sticker and directly underneath it. he’s a rebel, and you can’t tell him what to do.

This is Aldo. He is a good boy. But also... a bad boy. 13/10

Son of Gondor

I joined a new book club last night. As it turns out, nothing brings a group of well-read strangers together quite like dissecting a book for an hour because none of us liked it.

I’m not kidding: those who delegate all their writing, thinking and creative expression to machines are going to wake up one day and discover that they can no longer write or think. You need to make your own art. You need to keep your brain working. You need to stay human.

Did you know that today is the anniversary of abortion being decriminalized in Canada? That only happened because a Holocaust survivor grew up to be a doctor and insisted on performing safe abortions even though it was illegal.

Just, you know.. somethin' to think about right now for no reason!

Gale needs to get his snacks from somewhere!

Club Chalamet’s started posting on Bluesky, this is not a drill