And the police didn't even TooTandComeIN

(I hang my head in shame, dont tell Sandi)

She kissed the ground and she liked it. #obviousjokebutilikeit

So American VP #jdvance told a conference in #MUNICH that the real threat is migrants! the enemy within! do you agree?? If not what is the threat? or is there one at all 🤫🤔

GREAT response to Vance’s speech.

How did the condescending lectures pivot from "be more democratic. U are jealous of our freedom" to "be more racist please. The migrants are the the real threat." #jdvance

Not one zathras question! Not that I would have listened to it.

Tonight at 730

I will be in the #blackchair tonight on Celebrity #Mastermind with the specialist subject #babylon5 @straczynski.bsky.social. Bbc2 at 730pm. I will be playing for the charity feedthehungryuk

looking forward to #rodstewart return to #Glastonbury we at #breakingthenews had a few ideas for retooled lyrics @bbcscotlandnewsnot.bsky.social

When something bad happens as a comedian, you're a little depressed, but part of you thinks "next years show is going to be GOOD!" #nextyearsshowloading

I feel like the only thing to bring peace globally right now is the fear of alien invasion. @setiinstitute.bsky.social, any signs. Something... anything...

I was about to advertise my show tonight, and then realised I current have 6 followers on blue-sky. I'll hold on shameless self promotion til I have double digits 🤣

The things I wanted for Xmas have changed over the years 🤣🤣 #comedy #standup #dalisochaponda

There will be jokes. There will be silliness. That is all. That's my identity blueskyers