Pancake

The internet has been getting smaller and smaller the last 15 years, there are no online third spaces for teenagers to go, at least in the late 2000s and early 2010s we had janky little social media sites or chat rooms held together by duct tape and a dream

At work casually scrolling the most debased radiostatic fic I could find that I haven’t already read

Imagining Alastor as a dude who just genuinely wants to be left alone makes the constant surveillance any time he leaves the hotel even funnier

not the lemons 🍋 😭😭 low-key back in 2015 I was too scared to write anything that explicit well look at me now!

Wow thanks so much! That’s a very sweet offer I have plenty of fic ideas waiting to be written so I may well take you up on that if I ever get past the creativity crushing part of my medication journey 🫣🫨

Petition to force people to tag their works as first person pov

I’m a radiostatic main and it’s honestly such a struggle surely there’s a way to tag the fic so the main ship is clear instead of thinking I’m entering into a fun radiostatic angst fest and ending up in a radioapple or staticmoth fic

To be fair I think if Alastor tried to let Vox down easy it would’ve just encouraged him to ask again. And again.

Radiostatic size difference my beloved 🥰

Winter night #HazbinHotel

I’ve thought about this art at least once every hour since I first saw it truly devastating and unfortunately relatable

The first thing Vox says to Alastor (through song) after 7 years apart is Welcome Home, like forget the rest of the song just be honest you missed your husband

Alastor just wants a proper taste~

#RadioStatic #AlVox #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotel

Exactly 😤

ive said i hope somebody corners alastor and asks him about the drama w vox. now i hope its everyone. i hope he cant go fuckin anywhere. i hope freakin zestial is stopping him on the street like "Alastorrrrrr how Uncharacteristically Messy of thee 😏"

Razor sharp teeth ✅
Actual cannibal ✅
Insufferable brat ✅

Learned about vore for the first time when I still watched anime (attack on titan specifically) have blessedly not thought about it again until now
👁️👄👁️

Obsessed with the idea that Alastor would’ve killed Vox if they’d crossed paths as humans. Equally obsessed with the idea that Vox would have been able to talk his way out of it without ever realising he was in danger

Never seen a single post about sir pentious’s snake pussy but I wouLD LIKE TO 👀👀👀

Meanwhile Vox has been in hell for decades and the entire time he’s been in love/obsessed with Alastor, the confidence is weak and Alastor could crumble him with a few words but Vox is angry in a way Vincent wasn’t which makes the dynamic different and more entertaining

Re: the Alastor/Vox vs Alastor/Vincent sexual dynamic I think despite being a grown man who has literally killed people and is now in hell, Vincent would be a shaky mess with 0 confidence if Alastor decided to entertain him because he’s never been in love before and doesn’t know how to be genuine

The ears are adorable but the expression.. this deer is ready and willing to commit crimes against humanity and I am here for it 😤🔥

desperately trying to recreate what we had (pathetic, really)

#voxal #radiostatic #staticradio

I had a thought and it got away from me LOL

Angel's intrusive thoughts escaped containment UnU

[ #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelhusk #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelangeldust #huskerdust #hazbin ]

For some reason I perceive human!vincent to be much more sexually forward and confident than demon!vincent regardless of whether he’s with demon or human Alastor

I think the sexual dynamic between Alastor/Vox would be drastically different to the sexual dynamic between Alastor/Vincent in ways I can’t explain

He’s adorable! I just want to smush him

I’m going to write a radiostatic spanking fic that is *so* self indulgent

Day 5 on my meds I am BEGGING for a radiostatic edit set to Don’t Lose Your Head from Six the Musical these things are not correlated but both are true