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Post image 03.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re just innocent men

02.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1716    πŸ” 605    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 30
Gabby Forza Recalls John Cena's Advice at Bayley's Lodestone Seminar | Interview
YouTube video by Fightful Wrestling With Sean Ross Sapp Gabby Forza Recalls John Cena's Advice at Bayley's Lodestone Seminar | Interview

FULL INTERVIEW:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1krH...

02.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they got tomato cans in that stuff, too?

02.03.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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trying to watch Ahmed Johnson vs Shinobi and this idiot gets on the horn to read a poem about Roddy Piper having a fat cock

02.03.2026 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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apparently nothing about John Cena retiring or TNA going to AMC πŸ™„

02.03.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

brother's trying to get some gear

01.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

the audacity of these people to use a WCW Luger render for their YouTube graphic instead of one from his loser WWF years smh

01.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God Tottenham are terrible

01.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

01.03.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Incredibly Hot, Currently Cares About His Career" is a great character for Andrade

01.03.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

This is absolutely where I first heard of the movie.

01.03.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this shit rocks. Hondo teaches a kid to swim and it's one of the pure funniest little scenes ever. 83 minutes of Duke being Duke, no time to luxuriate, like COMMANDO decades later for Arnold. not either man's absolute best but in some ways the purest expression of their raw on-screen personality.

01.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i think Danhausen appeals most to wrestling nerds with other nerd interests. "cheesy" horror/sci-fi, old cornball comic book stuff, etc. people who know what "Vinegar Syndrome" is are way more likely to be into Danhausen than people who buy Roman Reigns shirts and will weep when Randy Orton retires

01.03.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I have now seen it thanks to the magic (?) of social media. the presentation rules. it's exactly what it should be for him -- well, other than he probably shouldn't be there at all. the WWE audience is really not on this wavelength is the problem. like, REALLY not.

01.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

hearing a big idea shit the bedhausen

01.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

like there were some great matches and it was a fun show but that is absolutely the first thing because he timed it and it hit perfectly

01.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the thing I think of first when remembering being at the first ROH show in Chicago (Ridge) was Punk on the mic talking about Chicago wrestling history, mentions SummerSlam '94 and this dude shouts, "That's where Tatanka sold out!"

01.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree, and I wonder if some of that isn't kind of on purpose, or if it's just how he's gonna be. he's definitely the one of that current trio who has the most natural confidence (if he's a babyface) or arrogance (if he were a heel). It's a line to walk, and i'm intrigued to see how that plays out.

28.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this guy lives inside his own ass and is dismayed by the state of something or other every time he pokes his head back out

28.02.2026 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How's Lash doing? I don't want to watch to find out for myself but I was really high on the improvements she'd been making, like it just started fully clicking when she got some good main roster reps in tags, thought she was starting to kill it before I dropped out

28.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reviews: AEW Collision (2-21) and Dynamite (2-25) The Rascalz make a big mark on Collision and in Mile High Madness on Dynamite, plus the Scott Norton vs Ice Train of today, Thunder Rosa's return, and more from the last two AEW shows!

The Rascalz make a big mark on Collision and in Mile High Madness on Dynamite, plus the Scott Norton vs Ice Train of today, Thunder Rosa's return, and more from the last two AEW shows!

28.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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90s nba pencils. Each is round and glossy with the team’s name, colors and logo

90s nba pencils. Each is round and glossy with the team’s name, colors and logo

thinkin about thos pencils

27.02.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 342    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 12
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"The Bar, but women" is a good idea

28.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Kevin Knight's got something, man. He’s way more than I thought he was when I saw him during his stint in NJPW. When AEW signed him it seemed like the average "add a talented guy to the midcard" deal, which is fine! But there's a lot more there. Could wind up one of their absolute best pickups.

28.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

hey if you're willing to take the biggest show of the year like it can hopefully hit the level of NXT Slamboree: Hardcore Heaven

27.02.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0