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went to see wuthering heights. hot take is i thought it was alright

05.03.2026 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

love the entire Logan Paul arc right now. working on brain genius levels never seen before. everyone in WWE could play in the NFL, no football player can do what Jelly Roll can do, and he's so good at boxing (?) that he can beat up everyone on the Cincinnati Bengals (??)

05.03.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

was recently watching Wrestling with Shadows and looking at Bret working out in his gym and stuff. Bret was positioned as a fairly small guy in the era. Look at that MF's arms and shoulders, though. His chest and neck. Do you realize how huge that guy would look just, like, if you saw him at Arby’s?

05.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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meanwhile, in the ring, the Godwinns' beagle has taken a shit. the Attitude Era is underway on March 2, 1996.

05.03.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Henry Godwinn gifts Vince McMahon a small pig. McMahon immediately re-gifts to Jim Ross. The pig pisses on Ross. A fitting representation.

05.03.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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this truly is a Shane Douglas highlight package

04.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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all-timer brutal chair shot

04.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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if you ever wondered why Hat Guy wore the hat

04.03.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
Puck drop, Kings vs Blackhawks

Puck drop, Kings vs Blackhawks

NHL '94
HIGH SCORE PRODUCTIONS 1993
SEGA GENESIS

03.03.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

haha that is how HER hair is!

04.03.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re just innocent men

02.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1866    πŸ” 664    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 35
Gabby Forza Recalls John Cena's Advice at Bayley's Lodestone Seminar | Interview
YouTube video by Fightful Wrestling With Sean Ross Sapp Gabby Forza Recalls John Cena's Advice at Bayley's Lodestone Seminar | Interview

FULL INTERVIEW:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1krH...

02.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they got tomato cans in that stuff, too?

02.03.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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trying to watch Ahmed Johnson vs Shinobi and this idiot gets on the horn to read a poem about Roddy Piper having a fat cock

02.03.2026 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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apparently nothing about John Cena retiring or TNA going to AMC πŸ™„

02.03.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

brother's trying to get some gear

01.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

the audacity of these people to use a WCW Luger render for their YouTube graphic instead of one from his loser WWF years smh

01.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God Tottenham are terrible

01.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

01.03.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Incredibly Hot, Currently Cares About His Career" is a great character for Andrade

01.03.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

This is absolutely where I first heard of the movie.

01.03.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this shit rocks. Hondo teaches a kid to swim and it's one of the pure funniest little scenes ever. 83 minutes of Duke being Duke, no time to luxuriate, like COMMANDO decades later for Arnold. not either man's absolute best but in some ways the purest expression of their raw on-screen personality.

01.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i think Danhausen appeals most to wrestling nerds with other nerd interests. "cheesy" horror/sci-fi, old cornball comic book stuff, etc. people who know what "Vinegar Syndrome" is are way more likely to be into Danhausen than people who buy Roman Reigns shirts and will weep when Randy Orton retires

01.03.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I have now seen it thanks to the magic (?) of social media. the presentation rules. it's exactly what it should be for him -- well, other than he probably shouldn't be there at all. the WWE audience is really not on this wavelength is the problem. like, REALLY not.

01.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

hearing a big idea shit the bedhausen

01.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

like there were some great matches and it was a fun show but that is absolutely the first thing because he timed it and it hit perfectly

01.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the thing I think of first when remembering being at the first ROH show in Chicago (Ridge) was Punk on the mic talking about Chicago wrestling history, mentions SummerSlam '94 and this dude shouts, "That's where Tatanka sold out!"

01.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree, and I wonder if some of that isn't kind of on purpose, or if it's just how he's gonna be. he's definitely the one of that current trio who has the most natural confidence (if he's a babyface) or arrogance (if he were a heel). It's a line to walk, and i'm intrigued to see how that plays out.

28.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0