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@alchemistique.bsky.social

emily! || she/her || unsettling millennial || i didn't realize this was a sad occasion

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Latest posts by alchemistique.bsky.social on Bluesky

it’s only “labubu” if it’s a female, if it’s a male it’s “lebubu”

26.09.2025 13:42 — 👍 200    🔁 31    💬 9    📌 4
Proposed Massachusetts flag showing our official state dinosaur running with a cup o' Dunk's

Proposed Massachusetts flag showing our official state dinosaur running with a cup o' Dunk's

The new state flags are here!
www.universalhub.com/2025/new-sta...
#Massachusetts

25.08.2025 17:42 — 👍 306    🔁 65    💬 12    📌 20

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

20.08.2025 15:19 — 👍 15727    🔁 4651    💬 99    📌 252

english release please i need to be super annoying about your books again

14.08.2025 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

<333

05.08.2025 21:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah!! i think he would love some metal af jewelry <33

02.08.2025 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

serious answer is that the funeral home should have a selection to choose from. you can also ask to have the adhes separated so multiple people can take some

02.08.2025 06:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Being online long enough makes you feel like an Immortal from Highlander.

I've seen Angel Fires burn out and GeoCities fall. I've seen the flower of ICQ wilt and Jeeves with no more questions to answer.

All come & gone. They live now only in my memories.

15.10.2023 04:58 — 👍 454    🔁 165    💬 23    📌 25

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

14.10.2023 03:35 — 👍 2305    🔁 523    💬 90    📌 36
Giant skeleton coming out of a pink Barbie box.

Giant skeleton coming out of a pink Barbie box.

Do you guys ever think about dying?

09.10.2023 13:41 — 👍 2134    🔁 603    💬 33    📌 27

Would you still love me if I was a worm? Would you love me more if I was a worm? I'm sorry I can't be a worm! Sorry I'm not her!!!! Go be with your worm!!! 😭😭😭

01.10.2023 05:02 — 👍 123    🔁 31    💬 0    📌 6
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shut the fuck up

27.09.2023 12:18 — 👍 1052    🔁 182    💬 45    📌 31

Me: No more treats, pal. You’ve already had three.

Dog: Dude, you think I have any idea what “three” means? I’m not even sure how many legs I have.

25.09.2023 10:01 — 👍 283    🔁 75    💬 4    📌 0

Me : invents a device to talk to cats

Cat : oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it’s because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you

Me : no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can’t have it whenever u want

Cat :

Me :

Cat : first of all fuck you

24.09.2023 19:50 — 👍 3636    🔁 1203    💬 30    📌 37

i do keep forgetting to post here but i'm glad to see it's getting SOME traction

24.09.2023 01:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bluesky is just twitter for people who used to be on twitter

19.09.2023 19:07 — 👍 3377    🔁 642    💬 99    📌 50
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The person who invites you to Bluesky is the closest thing we have to vampire sires.

24.07.2023 20:25 — 👍 4985    🔁 2112    💬 137    📌 661

iñaki is really selling me on the idea, as someone who never interacted with the franchise before. and also. i won't apologize for who i become after buggy enters my life

13.09.2023 04:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hwæt! They don't love you like I love you

25.07.2023 03:30 — 👍 779    🔁 216    💬 27    📌 10

absolutely inspired bio

07.09.2023 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

want to check out one piece but i'm afraid of what [redacted] will awaken in me

07.09.2023 15:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me: correct me if I’m wrong-

the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right

06.09.2023 23:44 — 👍 4251    🔁 1187    💬 19    📌 22
Humans Have a Third Set of Teeth. New Medicine May Help Them Grow.
They could be ready by 2030.
BY TIM NEWCOMB SEP 4, 2023

[X-ray image of someone’s mouth, showing a full set of teeth]

Humans Have a Third Set of Teeth. New Medicine May Help Them Grow. They could be ready by 2030. BY TIM NEWCOMB SEP 4, 2023 [X-ray image of someone’s mouth, showing a full set of teeth]

New horror prompt just dropped

04.09.2023 18:41 — 👍 218    🔁 58    💬 24    📌 83
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the old bird app thinks i should follow j/k/r

01.09.2023 21:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ah,

01.09.2023 18:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved

04.07.2023 02:38 — 👍 8497    🔁 4118    💬 48    📌 70

so weird to have a feed where the last post was eight hours ago

17.08.2023 05:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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