Art Candee 🍿🥤

Art Candee 🍿🥤

@artcandee.bsky.social

256,030 Followers 184 Following 12,979 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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Donald Trump is crashing out this morning.

“Green turns to brown under stress?”

Bro isn’t well.

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37 minutes ago

CNN is reporting that “Russia is giving Iran specific advice on drone tactics.”

Great.

🤦‍♀️

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8 hours ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Donald Trump is all over the Epstein files.

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8 hours ago

Italians were persecuted when they first came here…

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For sure.

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For real.

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Oh, I’m well-aware.

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MAGA at home: We don’t want immigrants here!

MAGA traveling abroad: My family’s from Italy (or whatever country)! I love Italians!

Never ceases to amaze me.

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10 hours ago

I’m really not thinking it’s a great idea to make the plumber our DHS Secretary if there’s credible intelligence of an impending attack on our homeland by Iran.

Just sayin’.

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11 hours ago

I’ve had the pleasure of interviewing him with @maile.bsky.social before the last and he’s lovely. I hope he wins this go around!

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11 hours ago

Per Mediaite:

The Pentagon spent “$2 million on Alaskan king crab, $6.9 million on lobster tail, $15.1 million on ribeye steak, and $1 million on salmon…272 orders of doughnuts for $139,224 and ice cream machines for $124,000.”

In September 2025 alone.

Where TF is DOGE?

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12 hours ago

I’m so excited that Democrat Shawn Harris is going to a runoff against Republican Clay Fuller in MTG’s district in Georgia!

Time to flip the seat blue!

🥳

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19 hours ago

Conservatives seem to have a pedo problem.

Maybe they should fix that.

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20 hours ago

MAGA influencer Jake Lang getting caught for allegedly soliciting a minor is the least surprising thing of the day.

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20 hours ago

In the new Quinnipiac poll, 71% say they believe the Iran war will go on for “months,” “about a year,” or “longer than that.”

Folks aren’t buying what Donald and Kegbreath are selling.

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22 hours ago

We are still at war with Iran.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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23 hours ago

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth confirms that we are still at war with Iran by saying that today will be the most intense bombing.

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23 hours ago
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I will never tire of ratioing Nancy Mace.

😁

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23 hours ago

Lemme get this straight…

Republicans have control of Congress.

Democrats introduce a clean bill to fully fund TSA.

Republicans block it.

Then they blame Democrats for long wait times at airports?

This is on them.

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1 day ago

Lindsey Graham is a great reason why there should be term limits.

This guy has been shilling for every war for nearly 25 years.

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1 day ago

Yet ships still aren’t getting out of there.

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1 day ago

I have a stress one right now, down from full on Trump after the 6 year-old comment.

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Donald Trump then goes on TV and says that other people are saying that.

Donald Trump continues on with his illegal war.

And people fell for it?

🙄

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1 day ago

Lemme get this straight…

The stock market was tanking.

Oil prices were going through the roof.

So Donald Trump tells CBS News directly that the war is “very complete, pretty much.”

🧵

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1 day ago
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Banger ratio.

🔥

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1 day ago
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Donald Trump couldn’t be bothered to show up at Dover to the dignified transfer of 26 year-old Sgt. Benjamin Pennington of Kentucky who died because of his war in Iran.

McSlurry’s too busy hanging out with House Republicans at his golf club in Florida.

He sent JD Vance instead.

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1 day ago

One second he’s talking about voter ID, and the next this.

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Same.

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Not a document.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, maybe that guy in the Epstein files, but a 6 year-old is not “of age.”

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