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Lizard!

A major problem we run into whenever the conversation about universal healthcare comes up is that most Americans believe that what we pay for healthcare is what that healthcare costs.

Hey real quick- Pete Hegseth recently announced new guidelines for facial hair in the military.

Basically, if you're on a shaving waiver for more than one year, he wants to kick you out of the military.

Guess which demographic overwhelmingly needs shaving waivers.

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

-Greek proverb

In order for us to come together as a nation, eventually we're all going to have to put down our grudges and figure out how to work with our political opposites. Someone has to go first, and we can only control what we do. So if we want to heal the divide, we're going to have to take the first step.

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Apparently she's not seeking reelection.

Which, like, good, but I was very much looking forward to voting against her.

"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal

That mole rat is very clearly clothed!

They Definitely Are Giants

Extremely important.

You can be sex positive and fun and freaky and also understand that there are situations where posting NSFW and being crude is not appropriate, especially when it pertains to strangers.
It all goes back to consent.

Patreon release: 808 bounce track

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Claim your "headpats."

Sesquipedalian.

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This is extremely important:

WHO THE HELL IS FICA AND WHY THIS BITCH TAKING MY GOTDAMN MONEY

YouTube video by RepSuzanneBonamici Trump Education Sec. McMahon Confuses A.I. with A1

While we're at it, our secretary of education confidently and repeatedly referred to AI in schools as "A1".

I recently read an article that was written by literal clowns. The article was begging people to stop comparing this administration to them. They had a point.

Gonna go on Amazon and pick up some phlegm supplements

Much has been said- rightly- about the current HHS Secretary's stance on vaccines, his brain worm, and the thing with the whale. Consider, however:

He does not believe in germ theory.

He (a lawyer) is in charge of the healthcare of the entire country and he has a medieval understanding of medicine

One mustn't inconvenience the normals.

I just... I just *really* like spreadsheets, you guys. I like them so much. I make them for fun. I have so many goddamn spreadsheets. I have a spreadsheet to keep track of my movies. I have one with five pages for my budget. Let me have them please don't- I NEED THEM ALL DON'T TOUCH THEM PLEASE GOD

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Song of the day.

Yeah, I prefer Google Sheets.

Astronaut all the way.

Being in your thirties is cool. It's quite a shift from your twenties, but in a lot of really good ways. Enjoy the ride, don't sweat it, welcome to the 30+ club!