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@shipley.bsky.social

Cautiously optimistic.

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Overheard down the hall...
"This is how the Amish live every day."

05.12.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head in a crowded room . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head in a crowded room .

Home with the kids and no power...

05.12.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is pointing at the camera with the words " you , you are good very good " above him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing at the camera with the words " you , you are good very good " above him
29.11.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood . ALT: kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
26.11.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a hat and a tank top has the word ragr on her chest ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a tank top has the word ragr on her chest
23.11.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a little girl is standing in front of a shelf with the word guilty . ALT: a little girl is standing in front of a shelf with the word guilty .
23.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I practically started a grass fire scuffing my feet around the yard.

21.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses says it 's true with his finger on his chin ALT: a man wearing glasses says it 's true with his finger on his chin
21.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol. Guess that wasn't in the FAQ.

21.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing will halt an absolutely beautiful morning outside on a sunny fall day quite like stepping in dog poop.

21.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Unattended Cheese would be a great band name.

Now I'm thinking about an album cover. A wedge of sharp cheddar sitting in an old amplifier?

13.11.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely a rewatch.

08.11.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lolol

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a man in a white jacket talks to another man in a brown shirt ALT: a man in a white jacket talks to another man in a brown shirt

The kids want to start watching Christmas movies tonight. A bit early for me but if I can get my girls to sit with me for 90 minutes... sign me up!

First up. Christmas Vacation.

07.11.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.11.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in an apron is saying throw them all in ALT: a woman in an apron is saying throw them all in
07.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm very sorry for your loss.

03.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is laying on a bed with the words i just shipped my bed ALT: a man is laying on a bed with the words i just shipped my bed
02.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit holding an ice cream cone ALT: a man in a suit holding an ice cream cone
02.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol!

02.11.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

165 trick or treaters! New record!

01.11.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

133 and counting!

May have to hand out potatoes and frozen peas.

01.11.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ruby loves her Taco costume and has worn it all afternoon.

Bailey... not so much.

01.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude...wow!!!

01.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Facts...

28.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I'll pay you one third of what you are asking if you deliver. "

24.10.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hour one of making my first Facebook Marketplace listing vs hour six...

24.10.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Chief's Haunted Barn did not disappoint.

24.10.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The leg room.

23.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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