The FPL Kiwi

The FPL Kiwi

@thefplkiwi.bsky.social

Former member of the analytic illuminati, FPL-modelling πŸ₯ // Peaked in 21/22 1.8k, MD 61st // 25/26 AE100 qualifier, ID 404

1,096 Followers 243 Following 56 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 weeks ago

Perhaps the Brentford manager and coaching staff aren't the important part of their success.

Similar happens when Brighton's manager/staff go elsewhere.

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5 months ago

TC Haaland 48pts
Rest of team 5pts πŸ‘πŸ₯

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5 months ago

Whoever is trying to DM me I haven't bothered to verify my age so I can't see it πŸ™ƒπŸ₯

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5 months ago

Safer than they were 5 games ago so yes "increasingly safe" πŸ₯

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5 months ago
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6 months ago

Can't believe they thought yeah that's reasonable (mostly can't believe it from CIES, can absolutely from BBC)

CIES (Betfair) %
Liverpool 28.9 (41.1)
Arsenal 18.8 (34.9)
Chelsea 16.2 (9.2)
Man City 14.4 (10.1)
Forest 7.9 (0.15)
Newcastle 5.8 (0.6)
Villa 3.2 (0.1)
Man Utd 2.6 (1.9)
Spurs <1 (1.4)
πŸ₯

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6 months ago
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Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

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6 months ago
List of names of Liverpool goalscorers in the Bournemouth game, showing Salah scoring in minute 90+4. List of names of Liverpool assisters in the Newcastle game, showing Salah assisting in minute 90+10.

Didn't think "Salah is inevitable" could get even more extreme this week πŸ˜‚πŸ₯

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6 months ago
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Glad I have a strong bench πŸ’ͺπŸ₯

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6 months ago

Palmer out and Pedro on fire...

Grass is truly cooking this week 🍳πŸ₯

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6 months ago
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a man wearing a blue and white striped jersey with the number 9 on the front Alt: Julian Alvarez wearing the Argentinian international football team home jersey (light blue and white vertical stripes with some badges and a number 9) blowing a kiss to the camera. In the background are other mens players wearing the same kit in what looks like a changing room.
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6 months ago
Meme - man with glasses identified as "Manchester United" sees a butterfly labelled "Bruno / Pogba". He asks "Is this a DM?"
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6 months ago

No worries makes sense to me, don't rely much on my own model any more so probably wouldn't go as far from the crowd as the others πŸ₯!

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6 months ago

Hi mate I think I DMed you for this but now can't access my DMs - is it too late for me or did I not make it anyway πŸ₯?

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6 months ago
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Planning for tomorrow by unleashing my inner artist πŸ₯

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7 months ago

Grealish coming as well πŸ₯!

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7 months ago

Rules: In order, skipping anyone with a full team, nominate a player for people to bid on. If no one bids then you must take that player for 0m, else the auction winner takes the player for their bid price. You can't bid more than your remaining budget. Team is fixed for GW1 πŸ₯.

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7 months ago
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6 person auction-style draft, 100m budget, bid in increments of 1m.

How much would you have bid for these players? πŸ€”

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7 months ago

One of my mates just casually mentioned xMins in conversation and long story short I think I might be cooked this year πŸ₯

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7 months ago

Likely this fades to nothing by season start but seems like an outside chance of a viable cheap setup πŸ₯

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7 months ago

Esteve is a likely starter at 4.0 (Burnley 2024/25 player of the season) and there's an outside chance they have a starting 4.0 GK as well while either Weiß beds in or until they sign a full Trafford replacement. Sunderland could also begin with a starting 4.0 DEF due to all the injuries πŸ€”πŸ₯.

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7 months ago

Got 2/5 on Blindkilde πŸ₯

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7 months ago

Wissa the only one of the regular attackers who has a history - took one in a shootout the season before last and has a 12/14 non-shootout record (Lewis-Potter, Schade, Damsgaard all 0). Think he's a pretty good shout for it πŸ₯…πŸ₯.

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7 months ago

To be fair I do think it's ok until you start trying to use it πŸ₯

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7 months ago
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That's all the thinking I'm willing to do for a few weeks πŸ₯

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7 months ago
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Not a fan of the new @officialfpl.bsky.social website - seems way clunkier than it used to be on mobile. Don't want to be forced to use the app although I imagine it's similar anyway πŸ™ƒπŸ₯

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7 months ago

Absolutely did πŸ™ƒπŸ₯

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9 months ago

πŸ” Criteria: Transfer odds available from multiple sources, longest odds shorter than 3/1, player moving into or out of the Premier League.

Applied lazy ^1.3 adjustment to account for bookmaker edge.

⚠️ Adults only, please begambleaware.org and never stake more than you can afford to lose πŸ™πŸ₯.

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9 months ago
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a 20 dollar bill is laying on top of a 20 dollar bill Alt: GIF of a cash machine dispensing many twenty dollar bills.

PL transfer odds to fight the boredom πŸ₯:

65% Ε eΕ‘ko β†’ ARS
57% Cherki β†’ MCI
54% Rashford β†’ FCB
41% Ekitike β†’ LIV
41% Kelleher β†’ BRE
35% GyΓΆkeres β†’ ARS
32% Romero β†’ ATM
30% Fernandes β†’ Saudi
30% NuΓ±ez β†’ ATM
30% Garnacho β†’ NAP
25% HΓΈjlund β†’ INT
24% Mbeumo β†’ MUN/NEW
20% Grealish β†’ NAP
20% MartΓ­nez β†’ ATM

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10 months ago

I still suffered from Ederson by having to use up my transfers on him for DGW33 instead of bringing in Kiwior if that makes you feel better πŸ˜…πŸ₯.

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