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I want to be rich enough to be served pasta in a cheese wheel

A goose wearing shades on a pink background with text that says "people pleasing is over, become unacceptable"

I know I’m old because being able to be on the internet while on a plane still feels impossible

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Comicon is so fun but so extremely over stimulating

Went to comicon today and I ran into someone who was dressed like Shego and I told them they looked really good and they looked at me and said so do you and it was so sweet 🥹 I was not in cosplay, just a dress

“Imagine a man who would not fight for his country berating a man for fighting for his”

#SlavaUkraine🇺🇦

I’m proud that I have enough garden stuff that it took me a full hour to bring it all in to protect it from the wind, but I’m also exhausted lol

It’s insane that I now have 4 cats and not one of them is sitting on my lap

Crocus defiantly growing between cobblestones. According to PlantNet app it’s Crocus tommasinianus. I am not a botanist…

In these terrible times we are going through, I wanted to share this beautiful crocus defiantly growing between cobblestones in our garden with you.
Take care! Stay strong!

In “Way of the Kings” there’s a cursed king who doesn’t know whether he will wake up a genius or an idiot each morning.

That’s how I am now with anger. Today I am very angry.

Lovely wife made me this beautiful steak

I’m sure we all know this, but grief fucking sucks

Him scream

Feb 28 is a boycott day. Spend no money anywhere, but especially Amazon, Walmart, or Target.

I’m in season 4 and she’s already gone 🥲

Me: I wonder why I have heartburn
Also me: lives off candy and olives 🥲

I still get giggly every time the wife wakes up, like I just can’t imagine being in a relationship with no love

When a judge stops the president from doing something illegal, that’s not a “threat to democracy,” that’s a check on the president’s power. That's the whole damn point.

I miss him

I don’t feel that old until I get on Facebook and like everyone that went to my high school has at least two kids

I wonder if I’m one of the only people who watches housewives and plays stardew valley at the same time

Hammock Kitties

Little guy went on a road trip yesterday

Started Skyrim for the first time yesterday and the wife has requested that I play more tonight so they can watch 😂 @halfpinthooligan.bsky.social

I am so glad I got my tattoo in a spot that I can’t reach, otherwise I 100% would be picking at it

I’m tired of living in this screwed up world, can we skip to the part where the bad people are gone and it hopefully gets better somehow

I love snow days, but then I get so used to doing nothing and it makes coming back to work haaarrdd