KevinFromPlanetX | 惑星Xのケビン

My TikTok feed:

“Trump’s allies in Congress openly call for the dismantling of all democratic processes”

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…lizard… lizard… lizard…

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“Alien probe has entered the Milky Way galaxy…”

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…lizard… lizard… lizard

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“Bad news for anyone who needs to breathe air…”

Receptionist: The therapist would like to know if they can expect to see you in session next Monday?

Kelly: Tell them I’m coming…. AND HELL’S COMING WITH ME!

It looks like a pretty wide release. Cinemark and Regal are doing it. I wonder if they have showings in your area

Shark! Book YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOOK. These ancient creatures have prowled our deep blue seas for 400 million years, and the silver screen for nearly a century. But how did these voracious predators of the...

Severin is putting out this book and it looks fun

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I can’t wait to see Jaws in IMax next month.

Biollante emerges in a field of flowers in her final form, based off the song/album cover SUPERBLOOM by Silent Planet

I'll find you weightless in the superbloom

Shitting my pants and dying of salmonella poisoning to own the libs

Got back from watching Eddington. Pretty much the most egregious example of “And Then” storytelling I’ve witnessed. To its credit, every time I think I know where the narrative was heading, it surprised me. But shocking twists don’t a good movie make.

Some film histories have convinced me that producers stock test audiences with some brick-dumb people. There have been been multiple times I’ve watched alternative endings to films removed due to test audiences and they were legit better. Test audiences are a waste of time, generally.

Got a Biollante comm in the works, so here’s a 2023 throwback to the last time I took on everyone’s favorite Godzilla/rose/human girl splice

I’m surprised some ultra-wealthy conservative lunatic hasn’t started buying up fossils and destroying them b/c he thinks the Devil put them on Earth to confuse humanity

i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane

I need to certify my Bernese Mountain Dog as a service animal. Her whole job will be to force me to give her attention instead of letting me go on social media and make myself depressed.

Damn Kelly, what have you brought upon yourself

When me and my crew roll up on you.

I got a new vehicle recently. Was looking at the Maverick, but decided on getting a Honda instead b/c of the horror stories I’ve been hearing lately

If you see this quote post with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr Who or Tranformers ✨ 🤖

Meanwhile, George Washington hosted a farewell dinner party for his officers at the Wall Street PF Chang’s

#InternationalNonbinaryPeoplesDay and #SharkAwarenessDay on the same day. Coincidence? I think not!

Any desire to give this person the benefit of the doubt can be removed the moment you see their background is this weird combination of the Christian cross and the Balkenkreuz, which the German military used on its military equipment. 100% this person is a white nationalist

Really smacks of the gay conservative “we only wanted marriage equality and you lefties pushed your agenda and set us all back” vibes.

Happy International Non-binary People's Day!

I do appreciate the thematic throughline of the Jurassic movies being “capitalism sucks”

Awww happy birthday. I love the earrings.

I haven’t seen Superman yet, but seeing JW Rebirth last night did get me to go see some dinosaurs at the Natural History Museum on U of M’s campus today. I’m surprised I’ve never been there before.

No no, they were. You were taught well

A ★★½ review of Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) So maybe it had something to do with the fact that I watched this at a drive-in theater on a warm summer night, but I didn’t hate Jurassic Park: Rebirth. It likely also had something to do with Gareth...

My review: needs more Spinosaurus

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Went to the drive-in to see Jurassic World Rebirth last night. I just wanted to see biblically-accurate Spinosaurus.