newport jane

in the writin room cooking up the worst verse in human history

about to get in a giant tin can that goes 400 mph thru the sky I don't wanna be sober for that

he smoke so big !! 🥹

*me 3 seconds before I die in Rayman*

pass me the controller I got this one

Alvin Lucier's I Am Smokin in a Room

crazy they managed to fit a whole ass gyro in every phone

from manhole to gloryhole: a memoir

who came up with the word manhole thats kinda messed up

whoeva named werewolves was so accurate; where tf is that thing

whos puttin the whiskey in the dang jar

theres a portrait of newport jane on the wikipedia page for tobacco smoking, well it helps to describe it, well it helps to describe it, well it helps to describe it, well it helps to describe it, well it helps to describe it,,,

On the train across the country. I offer to buy the gentleman next to me a drink from the cart. "Stella Artois" he asks. "Make that two" I tell the cart keeper. most people would have ignored him but I see a potential business connection.

you're laughing. an anvil fell on my wife and flattened her like a pancake and you're laughing.

YOU ARE NOTHING I AM NOTHING NONE OF THIS MATTERS SMOKE MORE CIGARETTES!!!!!!!

if the sun comes out tomorrow imma beat his ass up

I HAVE a right to be depressed I HAVE tried hard enough to like it

love seeing my friends; tiger woods big dawg gif

ok garfield lol

come to Netherlands BITCH U WON'T

fuck that shit that gives u wings we drinking straight jet fuel up in here

energy drinks don't cut it no more I need petrol; I'm talking premium with the lead in type shit

hold my beer one sec I got to skeet this

I predict that by the year 2033 most of the world's wealth will have been lost in high stakes poker games where people are smoking like crazy.

put together an incredible list of voices to follow

lovely interaction in the store this morning. "ur outfit is incredible" an older gentleman said to me. "Thanks, you have great style too sir" I replied, despite his poor choice of clothing. I think everyone deserves to feel special even if they don't have an ounce of swag.

I AM JOINING THE LOUDNESS WAR ON THE SIDE OF LOUDNESS

I'm a professional. every minute of the day I'm gambling on shit most people don't notice. I'm taking risks others can't even perceive. Even though one day all of my winnings will be dust I press on ceaselessly against the current.

follow me if u want to see what it's like to achieve quarterly goals and smoke BIG

fart sounding like a snare drum

If I ever get rich I'm gunna switch it up on everyone and let the money change me.

Gunna start being joyful and kind to everyone, give me money please I'll be so good I promise.