H.Q.S.

Actor TC Carson.

Jeff Goldblum

I need to talk to someone about this.

Britney was 21 when she told us she was "not yet a woman", which we now know was ridiculous, because she was a woman for around 7 years by that point, and an "underage woman" for the 14 years before that.

[reminder: workshop rejected 'TEDxxx' joke]

"Welcome to my TED Talk..."

IOC responds to booing of Vance and Israel at Winter Olympic Opening Ceremony The International Olympic Committee encouraged ‘fair play’ and commended the US administration’s level of engagement with this Milano-Cortina Games

The IOC is willing to lick the boots of violent, unchecked fascism just to make sure their LA plans don't fall through (not to mention the hypocrisy of dealing with Russia and Israel very differently). So the IOC is now *firmly* on the same shit list as FIFA.

www.independent.co.uk/sport/winter...

The bane of being hairy in a eat, suck, and fuck gay world. 😁

If you're having sex, there's a hair in your mouth right now.

I know you’re tired

But please keep making queer art if you can.

Boxes on a shop shelf of a product called "Nicotine Replace".

That Autoglass jingle's pure wrecked my brain, by the way.

Ha! I believe he's actually out west in this one. 😉

Maybe... 😏

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.

Let's face facts:

Not-Joyce seems to suck Not-Hopper's dick in part 2, but I think that might be it.

I mean, as far as I know, none of these guys are MAGA, or domestic abusers, or transphobes, so this is one of the times recently when maybe they *don't* super need to be stopped, just... given a gentle ribbing. 😂

(Tbf, Brogan (not-Hopper) looks hot as fuck in that last image.)

I straight-up can't deal with this plot. Not-Hopper and not-Joyce find the boys getting fucked by tentacles in a tent in the Upside Down (but they spend ep 2 using the lights to find/save them...?), and not-Hop sees this sad tentacle waggling about and decides: aye, let's hang around and bone.

UPDATE: I've now watched the trailers for 1 & 2, and (though they use the actors' names) they're all supposed to be someone specific, except Scoopsy there, who's described as not-Hopper's stepson. Much smaller mystery: the 25% rating on part 1's trailer. But then the wiggling tentacles come out.

It's not a bad answer. 😏

But the video is Twink Trade, and it looks like he's Hopper's twink to trade, which could never be Steve. His hair's giving Robin, but that makes even less sense.

Or as close as I was the entire time I was watching it.

Goddammit, even the gay porn version won't let Hopper and Joyce be together without the kids getting in the way.

And I'm so confused about who the one in the Scoops Ahoy uniform's meant to be. #strangerthings

I can't lie, that sounds fantastic. ☺️

Job 1 herding small humans: done.

Now to go teach some big humans to dance!

Thank you! You too. 😊

😊😊😊

No way I could focus on anything else if that's happening 🤤

I *wish* I could (so, SO worked up), but I've got plans all afternoon.

A day off?! 😁
What should I do with it?

We can just skip to the £-ing.