H.Q.S.

I haven't even listened to the full thing, because I don't want to give time to how fucking lyrically tone-deaf it is. 'Cancelled' especially (like, Jesus Christ, tell on yourself much?), but also, I'm not here to find anything relatable/vulnerable about a white billionaire's journey to happiness.

(I should point out this was immediately before leaving for a double shift, so no luck.)

A bear (me) takes a selfie in a mirrored wardrobe door. He sits on a bed, his bare feet on the floor. He is naked, save for a pair of tight black briefs. His chest, belly, arms and legs are visibly hairy. His short brown beard surrounds his smile, despite a full (and fluffy) head of hair bothering him.

It's a stay-at-home-and-dream-of-a-haircut kind of storm.

Absolutely no one listening to Taylor's new album:

Acting like you don't *know*. 😏

A bear (me) looks sleepy in a selfie from his chest up. He is lying on a bed in a black vest and plain white baseball cap, his brown hair and chest hair visible around the clothes. His hairy armpit exposed to the camera, while the arm furthest away is resting above his head. He has a short beard and fairly bushy eyebrows, furrowed over his sleepy blue eyes.

Guys, I don't know where the batteries go, but this animatronic bear needs a new one 🧸🪫😮‍💨

I prefer having someone push them back for me.

I've never been that skinny.

Sliding into October pussy-first like

We're all sleeping naked, right?

If teenage me was sucking a dick at the highest point of the rollercoaster.

At least one of the lessons is that 18-year old boys can be creeps, too.

A photo, taken from street level, of the tallest cinema in Europe: Cineworld's Renfrew Street location in Glasgow, formerly branded UGC.

I gave my first ever blowjob at 14 to an 18-year old uni rugby player (with the same first name as me) at a screening of Moulin Rouge on the top floor of Europe's tallest cinema, then wrote an unhinged 6-page diary entry about it. 24 years later, that cinema's closing down.

🎼 Sunriiiise, sunset...

A large bus stop poster for McDonald's recurring Monopoly-themed promotional event, specifically centring the words "WIN A £2000 JET2HOLIDAY". Additional context: The poster is presumably capitalising on the popular 2025 meme, which uses a short audio clip from a Jet2 advert. The clip begins with the lyric "Darling, hold my hand" from the chorus of Jess Glynn song 'Hold My Hand', before launching into a voice over claiming that "Nothing beats a Jet2Holiday" etc.

🎼 Darling, that's two grAaAnd...

A bear (me) takes a selfie as he walks through the street, his hair soaking wet with rain. He wears a short-sleeved shirt, buttoned up to the chest (where it is slightly too small), his chest hair visible. It has Care Bears on the sleeves and lower part of the torso, but otherwise, it is white, and is wet enough that the white vest he wears underneath can be seen. The vest is a bit too small, and barely covers his tiddies. Even through these two layers, his nipples are visibly hard from the cold. The black straps of his backpack can be seen, as well as a building and wet plants behind him. He looks as though the cold and wet has caught him by surprise. But he's Scottish, so what was he thinking?

Summer disappeared on me pretty fast 😅💦

A bear (me) in his mid-30s holds the camera slightly above his head for a downward angle on his body. He is on his knees on a hardwood floor, his jeans and underwear pulled down to mid-thigh. He is otherwise naked, with his hairy chest and belly on show, and his hard, uncut, thick cock out, his free hand gripping it at the base, the foreskin still extended over most of the head. He is smiling at the camera, his curly, dark brown hair (short, worn up at the front, faded at the side) in shot. His eyes are blue (with central, amber heterochromia in both). He has a crooked but (he hopes) friendly smile, and his teeth are showing. He has a short light brown beard and moustache, and thick brown eyebrows. His cheeks are slightly flushed. Over his shoulder, a white gamer headset can be seen on a black coffee table. He wants you to come play with him, whatever way you want.

Wait, so we're supposed to get our fat cocks out EVERY Friday? Then what do we do with them?

#fcf

I'll never forget the best of times.

If you think you saw my dick on here at 2am, no you didn't.

"Oh no, this cum is ruining our cereal!"
"You mean this cereal is ruining our cum."

Dude, you know that cereal's dry as hell.

I think I've found the new blue-white/black-gold dress illusion! Every time I see US or British flag-themed clothing on a person, all the blue and white disappears, and they just look like a big, red flag! Total mindf*ck! 🤯

Other thick-thighed big boys/theys: how are you keeping your inner thighs from getting darker?

There have been so many times I've felt hot taking nudes/videos, then noticed my hyperpigmentation and felt too embarrassed to post. (I know there's no shame in it, and I should work on my mindset, too.)

Yes sir!

There's a bit in the trailer where Ben and Johnny realise Sue's pregnant, and the dialogue/delivery is so horribly clumsy, I went 'nah, this is just because it's a trailer cut of the scene, no way it's like that in the movie'. It is, and it's not the only one. But it's somehow still *awesome*?! 😅❤️

Honestly, the things I liked were even better the second time, but the things I didn't like were even more undeniable. There are a few jarring dialogue/character moments, mostly Reed and Johnny. But, other than one CGI moment, it's visually GORGEOUS from start to end. Still probably a solid 7.5/10.

The accuracy 😄

A bear (me) stands side-on in the mirror, wearing only a black vest and jock strap. His hairy ass is turned towards the mirror.

Wait, which theme is Wednesday again?

And Helensburgh.

That's so sweet! 🥰

Ha! No, but I guess it does look like one. 😅