H.Q.S.

Not-Joyce seems to suck Not-Hopper's dick in part 2, but I think that might be it.

I mean, as far as I know, none of these guys are MAGA, or domestic abusers, or transphobes, so this is one of the times recently when maybe they *don't* super need to be stopped, just... given a gentle ribbing. 😂

(Tbf, Brogan (not-Hopper) looks hot as fuck in that last image.)

I straight-up can't deal with this plot. Not-Hopper and not-Joyce find the boys getting fucked by tentacles in a tent in the Upside Down (but they spend ep 2 using the lights to find/save them...?), and not-Hop sees this sad tentacle waggling about and decides: aye, let's hang around and bone.

UPDATE: I've now watched the trailers for 1 & 2, and (though they use the actors' names) they're all supposed to be someone specific, except Scoopsy there, who's described as not-Hopper's stepson. Much smaller mystery: the 25% rating on part 1's trailer. But then the wiggling tentacles come out.

It's not a bad answer. 😏

But the video is Twink Trade, and it looks like he's Hopper's twink to trade, which could never be Steve. His hair's giving Robin, but that makes even less sense.

Or as close as I was the entire time I was watching it.

Goddammit, even the gay porn version won't let Hopper and Joyce be together without the kids getting in the way.

And I'm so confused about who the one in the Scoops Ahoy uniform's meant to be. #strangerthings

I can't lie, that sounds fantastic. ☺️

Job 1 herding small humans: done.

Now to go teach some big humans to dance!

Thank you! You too. 😊

😊😊😊

No way I could focus on anything else if that's happening 🤤

I *wish* I could (so, SO worked up), but I've got plans all afternoon.

A day off?! 😁
What should I do with it?

We can just skip to the £-ing.

Doing the Lord's work. 🫡

So unrealistic. Who carries coins anymore?

Thanks! ☺️

What about her?

A bear (me) looks down at the camera in the street. He is weary in a way one can only be in the moments one isn't thinking about the Muppets.

The same bear (me) has a huge smile on, the kind one can only have in the warmth of remembering the Muppets exist.

Me after Me remembering
a bad shift the Muppets exist

All this to say that Elon is a white supremacist mass murderer and DOGE was not a failure. It functioned as designed. I wish people would cover this accurately. It's not difficult.

But also, here's my fat cock. #fcf

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

I ask because I can't stop thinking about the Smosh cast being split on it, because an X is the shape you make with your arms when welcoming someone for a hug, and an O is your mouth when making a kissy face.

x = kiss
o = hug

Right?

How much rewriting of every piece of the Law syllabus is going down right now? Because 18-year olds discussing it in even similar terms to 3 years ago is unserious AF while they watch the world burn, our government assist in genocides in our name while locking up protesters, and fascism's rule.

When I did my Law degree in '20-'22, the course was just about managing to keep up with topical queries, like prorogation, Brexit, COVID etc., with some foreboding, but an overarching hope. I can't imagine what courses are filled with now we see intl and dom law/ethics being consistently pissed on.