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Watching Magnolia tn with the bestie :D

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Know the work rules meme. Chad wearing a keffiyeh saying I got a keffiyeh and the lady is labeled ADL and saying hello Human Resources. Next panel is fat nerd saying sieg heil and the ASL saying awww you’re sweet

Know the work rules meme. Chad wearing a keffiyeh saying I got a keffiyeh and the lady is labeled ADL and saying hello Human Resources. Next panel is fat nerd saying sieg heil and the ASL saying awww you’re sweet

Yeah

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Can we make this app feel less like weenie hut jr; I really want to leave Twitter

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Skeet

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Today is the 7th anniversary of my mom passing away. I miss her everyday.

Wrote about it here:

open.substack.com/pub/unremark...

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Womp

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Blue banisters kind of day

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We really don’t make gay guys like Luther Vandross anymore

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I have the kind of anxiety only sex could fix

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Weed is ontologically evil

22.11.2024 01:25 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Bestie having his birthday the same date and time as my wicked tickets ermmm

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Wednesday.

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What the hell give me the olipop I’m not driving

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Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?

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I’m not letting you yuck my yum flaco

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Wicked having glowing reviews oh yes yes yes

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This is my latest selfie sorry for reposting

☀️Cancer
🌙 Sagittarius
⬆️ Virgo

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It’s winter and no one is into horsin around with fat guys

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It was fun running into you at riis that one time :)

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Just ate a scallion pancake with an egg

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Should a dyke and a gay guy try to flirt

19.11.2024 14:36 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah

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Oh youuuuu

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Labios Mordidos (with KAROL G) Kali Uchis, KAROL G · ORQUÍDEAS · Song · 2024

open.spotify.com/track/5ycn8M...

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One More Hour Sleater-Kinney · Dig Me Out (Remastered) · Song · 1997

open.spotify.com/track/1WtpkJ...

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Temperature Sean Paul · The Trinity · Song · 2005

open.spotify.com/track/0k2GOh...

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