Cape Cod Demon Hunter

Cape Cod Demon Hunter

@gonebabygone.bsky.social

Chief of da autism police and boss of the Irish Mob at the same time. Cousin, I’m a union man.

49,345 Followers 1,223 Following 42,339 Posts Joined May 2023
3 days ago

Bro the one they did that's a parody of Apocalypse Now but about Jerry Lewis burying "The Day The Clown Cried," not even the weird kids were plugged into that one

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3 days ago

Alas, poor Yorick; vaxxed?

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3 days ago

What the hell kind of gambling debts did Ellie Kemper run up that Office reruns are the only thing on non-streaming TV anymore and she’s still doing ads

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3 days ago
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Paul Potts - Wikipedia

Sorry man, you simply can't be named that, nothing personal

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3 days ago
Charlie H. Stern Photographer

My friend Charlie has a headshot slot open in DC this Friday, contact info on their site along with their incredible portfolio
charliehstern.com

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3 days ago

Their fuckin "iiiiit's a living" faces

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3 days ago

This person has me blocked

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3 days ago

Whoever this is has me blocked

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3 days ago

What does Timothee Chalamet have against the bear in the little car

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3 days ago

You know it's bad because even this piece of shit didn't try to get some cry-laugh-emoji zinger off

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3 days ago

If Ryan Murphy Kennedy-pills people all over again after RFK was finally undoing the damage I will not rest until I see him imprisoned.

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3 days ago

I'm so confused. You said you were going to send me the current post and then you sent me this.

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3 days ago

Not gonna be on here as much anymore FYI, tying up a couple things and that's it for a while

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3 days ago

Why did you tell me to pin it if you don't want a quote

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3 days ago

I already have someone else's pinned

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3 days ago

Boost

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3 days ago

I can't help you if there's nothing for me to share

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3 days ago

What post?

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3 days ago

Every time someone addresses Princess on The Pitt I forget that's her name and briefly think one of these consummate professionals is just randomly doing an insane HR violation

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4 days ago

I'm reading about the "Golden Age of Terrorism" in the era roughly spanning from the Six-Day War through the Iranian revolution and it's so funny what a piece of shit Carlos the Jackal was, he's like if Marty Supreme was a Marxist-Leninist.

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1 week ago

"Young Americans are rejecting the premise that we liberate people by bombing them, it must be the dark magic of Phone"

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1 week ago

Guy who wants to stop jacking off but has never considered feeling shame about it

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1 week ago

"Accidentally being named after two different uncles" is the kind of thing that would offend a forest spirit in a German folktale

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1 week ago

God imagine catching the redeye on three Monster Energies and hearing his "Divine when she doesn't get the cha-cha heels" voice

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1 week ago

Oh BAD fucking timing, my friends, the Shield of the Turkmen is a free agent now

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1 week ago
Kristi Noem's head on Tim Robinson's body going "Great, I don't have to go to work tomorrow"
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1 week ago
Post image

Tell Kristi. I want her to know it was me.

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1 week ago
A collage with for photos of Ahmed: two of them showing the extent of the floods, one of them showing the destruction and rubble, and another of him is a selfie.

I am Ahmed, the sole provider for my family in Gaza.🇵🇸
Anyone who sees my message and donates and shares it is helping to save us from starvation and strengthening our resilience in the tents.

If you would like to stand with us, here is the link to our campaign: ⬇️🫂💸
chuffed.org/project/157281

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1 week ago

He could have said it and that's what's becoming scary, about society

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