Marcus Fitzgerald

Goff/Lions/Lions WAGs in Ouarterback E7

(Lions seemed a little arrogant. I don’t like them.)

Joe Burrow, Episode 7 of Quarterback

Commanders watched the tape of the NFCCG and decided they needed to add 78 year old Von Miller to pair with 75 year old Bobby Wagner.

That Washington regression will hit like hard liquor on a Friday.

For the purists, they can go back to ghost runners come September when stuff starts to matter.

MLB should end regular season games with the swing-off. It’s such an individual sport anyway. Way more fun.

Atlanta evening it out w Ludacris/Jermaine Dupree and then Zac Brown for all the tucked in golf shirts in the crowd is pretty funny.

"Because it's funny!"

"Explain to me why it's funny."

"Is...Is cuz Durant's alone?"

THE BLACK SIDE PANELS ARE DEAD!

Doesn't help that they put all the kids in a big theatre and they all feel obligated to dap up 26 people on the way to the stage. Sheesh.

Trying to remember if it took the NBA an hour to get through six picks two days ago and I can't.

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Kon Knueppel's dad gave all his kids names that start with K, which means there's a great chance he's a raging narcissist.

Early NBA Draft impressions: Two things we should probably get rid of: The golfer hat trend, and Stephen A Smith.

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NBC will be bringing back Roundball Rock and the pregame introductions, but they absolutely must make sure they also bring back the laser-peacock thing right before the beat drops, too.

This was outrageous. Collapsing in the 2nd half after *that* would be criminal.

Pacers in the first half

They always say the Stanley Cup is light as a feather when you win it, but I'd love to watch some guy who can barely skate do a lap while shoulder pressing 35 pounds as everyone in the building watches you. Some pretty hilarious results, I'd imagine.

Oilers should trade for Kevin Durant to get over the top next season.

Is that list good?

Party gets rocked into the sun and now you make a big show of Drake over Kendrick?

Pathetic.

I usually feel odd on this day, as I (happily) play the role of Step/Buddy/Subtle Guidance Father Figure to a terrific kid.

Mine is hooping at empty parks during the week as if my shot at a two way NBA deal is in the offing. I’m almost 39.

SGA. 4th Quarter. Game 4 of the Finals in Indy. (Photo approximate)

Pacers effectively pulling a Florida Panthers a mere 24 hours later. This may be the most memorable NBA Finals/SCF stretch of my lifetime.

Learned that forearm shiver in the Hart Dungeon

Thunder shooting 9 percent (!) on threes so far, but it's tough to shoot threes with both hands wrapped around your neck.

Thunder have officially been told "The Pacers don't know it's a show! They think it's a damn fight!"

Bottle this series and sell it. Tremendous.

I'll need to make a point to remember this current stretch of Stanley Cup Final/NBA Finals fondly in mid-July once the biggest story on the sports calendar is some chubby MLB catcher legging out a triple.

Oh I bet. But you've got the main one down. Zach Lowe dropped a "NHL Finals" today. Always gets a chuckle from me.