Woblo

Happy Halloween to everyone except people who wear onsies as costumes

As a white guy with a social media account, I feel obligated to share my opinion of Legends ZA

I like it 👍
I’m having fun

DnD session but I’m hooked up to a pregnancy simulator so I take damage any time my character does

As usual, no silksong news

Sorry I haven't gotten much done the last few days. I've been spending most of my time sitting in my chair thinking about Deltarune.

I’m watching Thunderbolts right now and one of the characters said the words “hanging chad” and I started hearing balatro noises. I think I need to stop playing

Particle accelerator

You know a dnd session is good when the dm suggests a 5 minute break and asks if you need any therapist suggestions

Sure, I was diagnosed fairly recently and I won’t pass an opportunity to share my side of living with ASD.

Every couple months, I am reminded that The Rizzler was born the same day Margret Thatcher died and it feels poetry every time I’m reminded

Just learned that I’ll never pay taxes!
Thanks RFK!!!!!

Damn, I’ve posted a lot about Balatro.
I’m not sorry, I just wanted to say, damn

I took a break from black deck and I decided to beat all the challenge decks. It took me like 1/10 of the time to beat jokerless than it did to beat black deck purple stake

The more I think about it, it’s only been about 2200 days since it was announced. I really hope Team Cherry delays silksong instead of rushing it like they seem to be doing now

In a D&D campaign I’m running, I’ve added a cursed tome titled “The Seven Rules of Power for Every Alpha Male.”
If one of my players opens it, they permanently lose charisma

During the time between now and this post, I have completed gold stake on 75% of the decks but I have only gone from blue stake to purple stake on black deck.
Fuck black deck.

Fuck it, I have nothing better to do

Knowing you, I genuinely can’t tell if this is serious or if there is some hidden joke in to tired to find

Balatro fan excited to stop playing it for the first time

Fuck black deck

we live in a world where you can either work or play balatro and I think that's cruel

It’s probably just the fact that it’s the weekend

As long as both teams had fun, I say everyone won the Super Bowl

Damn, are you feeling ok now?

It’s a fucking awful day to have eyes

It really isn’t

NEVER MIND
THANK YOU MADNESS + INFINITE BLUEPRINT

Balatro has completely ruined my productivity and I still can’t beat gold stake

CHEERS TO THE TIN MAN

This honestly gave me inspiration to write a college essay on why it's such an overused and stupid trope