With Kenny G in the background. That’s a Seattle deep cut.
6a preseason Sounders live from the Iberian Peninsula. Yippee!!
Important life update! Experienced two (to me) cultural milestones through my daughter’s eyes this week—she analyzed the fractions of Steiner Math and doubted the abilities of Calvin Thomas’s saxophoning in the Super Bowl Shuffle.
It seems like there's a soccer chant for this.
It’s hard to process technological and artistic changes within my lifetime that have allowed for each Tron movie to become more stunning to look at, beautiful to listen to, and boring.
I dreamed last night I had dealings with someone named 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗰𝗲!
Wordle is just fancy Hangman.
Absolutely! #LetHimCook
I am. Checking here to see if it was only me.
All I hear is Role Models - “Stay off drugs! TASTE THE BEAST Life is pain!”
Did you happen to see the orange goalkeeper version in the pro shop?
Preach!
Ever talk to yourself while driving, make eye contact with someone, and try to pretend you were just singing along to a song instead—because it felt awkward? Or is that just me?
Apparently, the Vincent D’Dudley tag team cannot coexist, and the world is lesser for it.
Excited to hear Jim Cornette’s take on how Darby’s Everest climb was over-choreographed—and how he would have booked a giant snowball rolled at him, so he could reach the summit with more heat on FTR.
I appreciate how our orca has quietly shut down entire lanes of bantz for them. Opting for ‘Let’s just make up something about fish?’
I’m not saying they *should* go full ‘we are SeaWorld, actually’ but not doing so does show a general lack of commitment on their part.
Dipped back to my room on a work trip to watch end of the Defiance vs Portland Open Cup game. Announcers saying pull on jersey for the PK, while showing a replay over and over, that did not showing a pull on the jersey.
Embarrassing for Portland, either way - great job everybody involved!
In my quest for reasons to procrastinate yard work, ‘don’t ruin the frolicking fox vibes’ feels pretty solid.
Current niche interest - Jerry Seinfeld / Bobcat Goldthwait feud. Opinion - before tirade about being better than Bobcat at something, should’ve transcendentally meditated about how he made Unfrosted.
Apple Music added a Spin Doctors song called Boombox to my ‘New Music Playlist’ and I've never been more angry!!!
#RSD2025
“Lets let Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson do this FOR REAL!” - Ad Execs Who Just Saw Detroiters