BopTart

BopTart

@easybakeroven.bsky.social

58 Followers 130 Following 22 Posts Joined Jan 2025
1 month ago

With Kenny G in the background. That’s a Seattle deep cut.

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1 month ago
Photo of TV that Sounders player De Rosario scoring goal against Hammarby in preseason friendly.

6a preseason Sounders live from the Iberian Peninsula. Yippee!!

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1 month ago

Important life update! Experienced two (to me) cultural milestones through my daughter’s eyes this week—she analyzed the fractions of Steiner Math and doubted the abilities of Calvin Thomas’s saxophoning in the Super Bowl Shuffle.

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1 month ago
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It seems like there's a soccer chant for this.

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1 month ago

It’s hard to process technological and artistic changes within my lifetime that have allowed for each Tron movie to become more stunning to look at, beautiful to listen to, and boring.

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1 month ago

I dreamed last night I had dealings with someone named 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗰𝗲!

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2 months ago

Wordle is just fancy Hangman.

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4 months ago

Absolutely! #LetHimCook

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4 months ago

I am. Checking here to see if it was only me.

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5 months ago

All I hear is Role Models - “Stay off drugs! TASTE THE BEAST Life is pain!”

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7 months ago

Did you happen to see the orange goalkeeper version in the pro shop?

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7 months ago

Preach!

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8 months ago

Ever talk to yourself while driving, make eye contact with someone, and try to pretend you were just singing along to a song instead—because it felt awkward? Or is that just me?

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9 months ago
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Apparently, the Vincent D’Dudley tag team cannot coexist, and the world is lesser for it.

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9 months ago
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Excited to hear Jim Cornette’s take on how Darby’s Everest climb was over-choreographed—and how he would have booked a giant snowball rolled at him, so he could reach the summit with more heat on FTR.

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9 months ago
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I appreciate how our orca has quietly shut down entire lanes of bantz for them. Opting for ‘Let’s just make up something about fish?’

I’m not saying they *should* go full ‘we are SeaWorld, actually’ but not doing so does show a general lack of commitment on their part.

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10 months ago

Dipped back to my room on a work trip to watch end of the Defiance vs Portland Open Cup game. Announcers saying pull on jersey for the PK, while showing a replay over and over, that did not showing a pull on the jersey.

Embarrassing for Portland, either way - great job everybody involved!

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10 months ago
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In my quest for reasons to procrastinate yard work, ‘don’t ruin the frolicking fox vibes’ feels pretty solid.

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10 months ago

Current niche interest - Jerry Seinfeld / Bobcat Goldthwait feud. Opinion - before tirade about being better than Bobcat at something, should’ve transcendentally meditated about how he made Unfrosted.

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10 months ago
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Apple Music added a Spin Doctors song called Boombox to my ‘New Music Playlist’ and I've never been more angry!!!

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11 months ago
Records from Record Store Day 2025. Nolan B-sides T-rex Record. Records from Record Store Day 2025. The Rock-afire Explosion record. Records from Record Store Day 2025. Goblin - The Other Hell record. Records from Record Store Day 2025.

#RSD2025

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1 year ago

“Lets let Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson do this FOR REAL!” - Ad Execs Who Just Saw Detroiters

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