𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇.

Like a wiggling buffoon, he made his way through, only to fall through her much out of date Laser Skipping Discs.

Wade spins, looking back up at her.

"HEY, if you're cold, then I'm cold!" He shouts from below.

She clearly didn't have ANY coffee today, Wade thought as he gets up to her window, using the ledge to hold himself up.

"Spider-Man probably does this all the time and no one has an issue with it." He protests, now trying to climb through the window.

"Oh wow, I love that book. Heard 'A Book' was a New York Times bestsellers list!" He's in the process of climbing up the side of the apartment building, using the growing plant life and windowsills as his own ladder up. "But I heard the ending sucked."

Wade chucks an empty Starbucks cup at her foot from below. "What'cha reading there?" He shouts from below, cupping his mouth with both hands.

"Is Elon having a ketamine crash out and burning X to the ground? Bet there's gonna be a TONNNN of newcomers around here."

"Behold, hotdogs." Offers him a packet. "I was actually about to make 3,628 hotdogs to be oddly specific."

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"That's wise, I'd hate to ruin anyone else's night with your graphic fantasies. How have things been anyways bud?"

"Or did it come out as a Freudian Slip?"

"Hey, you're welcome."

"Noooo!" He collapses to his knees, arms reach towards the sky. "How dare you touch that sweet lady! The epitome of sweet Canadian innocence!"

"Because I'm me, remember? Oooooh, call who? Who's the lucky gal?"

"BRO you are the one dwelling on it, thinking about me all snugged as a bug in a rug, except the rug is a well lubricated--... you get the idea. I don't see how that's MY problem. I've already moved on!"

"Why would you even want to ask that? That's the real freak shit right there."

"It's been a very long day. I don't need The Look."

"Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you shove me into your fleshlight? Thaaaanks in advance!"

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"It's Chili Dog day today. Do you want a dog?" He is standing on an ungodly amount of hot dog packets, cans of chili, buns... there was an unfortunate amount of money spent on all of it.

"Very Magikal of you. Tell me what kind of spell."

"I.... nevermind. Okay how about this.... Discskip Special?"

"You're really gonna Man of Steel me like that?? Really??" He's offended.

"What? You've never seen someone utilize a person's allergy against them and nut them to death?" Wade asks, shoving a fist full of peanuts into a henchman's mouth. "Come on, let's get NUTS!"

"Bruh I can make you pancakes now. How touching of me!"

"Wow this is why you got pancakes and not cake for your birthday."

"You should call it Frisbee Fastwalking."

Unsolicited writing advice, #17171617:
Don't just write. Read books. Watch films. Look at paintings and sculpture. Play games. Go to plays. Listen to music. Think about how these things make you feel.
Making art is a two-way stream. To make art, you have to consume art.

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