Danica “Dani” Williams

“……Why are you saying that with such intensity? Also take a few steps back, doc. You’re a little close.”

This is true

// I actually typed that out, closed my eyes for a bit, and when I came back in like

Where was I going with this? I can’t remember. Hit send anyways

walks off

“I just remembered something

Parker can be a lot. But…huh.

He also has fake bottles with a non alcoholic drink that tastes incredibly similar to the real thing.

As a placebo effect thing to fool anyone who tries to take some.

Allegedly

Wally has speedster booze hidden somewhere ALLEGEDLY.

I’ve been trying to locate it. It’s basically my One Piece.

I’m so fast I’m constantly running away from my huge amounts of emotional baggage and unresolved issues

It will never catch me

“It’s therapeutic sometimes. Especially if everything seems so slow.”

“It’s called SCREAMING.”

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Flash Fact! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -c-

// No one is going to get that reference. And if they do, I pray for their soul

// It’s okay. She’s not pregnet. I checked

Can confirm Terry has no ass. I checked

Because…shoes

Oh my god. Joel is Cinderella!

“No.”

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Then again, I’ve seen multiverses where they make Speed Force swords.

I don’t think the speed force works that way.

Please don’t say Wally has been inside you

I can hear Wally in the Speed Force. He’s being weird

So do the positive ones though. You just got to surround yourself with good friends and positive energy. And avoid the negativity.

Yeah. Usually that’s the case.

Engaging in a flame war with some horny internet troll isn’t worth it.

Some fights you don’t start. You just walk away and brush it off.

I admit though. It can be a lot to filter through.

Wouldn’t say that’s true, Jaguar. I mean, yeah. There are a lot of disgusting pigs out there who look at women and only see one thing. Or look at the color of your skin and make judgement calls about who you are.

But…there is a lot of positivity out there too.

// I wrote a Terry once. I know the weird shit like the hoverboard and the staff and the nunchucks and the…I forgot what the other weird weapon from the video game was

The video game that’s a piece of shit. Don’t play it. Don’t look it up. Just don’t

// Not even kidding. In a Batman Beyond animated guide book, he has a flying hoverboard.

Why? I don’t know

Does he ever use it besides that one image? Not to my knowledge

He just has it. For…style points?

Terry has a flying car. And he can fly. And for some reason a hover board. Because that’s necessary.

We also have flying cars in the future.
But only…sometimes?