Danica “Dani” Williams

Nyoom nyoom

// this is gonna drive me mad because I spotted her. She was in a spaceship or something just sitting down and chilling.

“…Oh. Sorry. I was listening to a podcast.”

she taps her ears

“Had it playing a little too fast so now I got to turn it down to eight times speed.”

// Dani has made a background cameo recently but I forgot what comic it was from. It may have been a preview.

“I mean technically I’m from a possible future. And I haven’t really made any appearances since…

…wait what’s that?

…background cameo? Where?”

“Nope.”

vibrates and phases through a wall

“……Why are you saying that with such intensity? Also take a few steps back, doc. You’re a little close.”

This is true

// I actually typed that out, closed my eyes for a bit, and when I came back in like

Where was I going with this? I can’t remember. Hit send anyways

walks off

“I just remembered something

Parker can be a lot. But…huh.

He also has fake bottles with a non alcoholic drink that tastes incredibly similar to the real thing.

As a placebo effect thing to fool anyone who tries to take some.

Allegedly

Wally has speedster booze hidden somewhere ALLEGEDLY.

I’ve been trying to locate it. It’s basically my One Piece.

I’m so fast I’m constantly running away from my huge amounts of emotional baggage and unresolved issues

It will never catch me

“It’s therapeutic sometimes. Especially if everything seems so slow.”

“It’s called SCREAMING.”

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Flash Fact! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -c-

// No one is going to get that reference. And if they do, I pray for their soul

// It’s okay. She’s not pregnet. I checked

Can confirm Terry has no ass. I checked

Because…shoes

Oh my god. Joel is Cinderella!

“No.”

a group of men are standing next to each other with the words `` that 's not how the force works '' written on the screen . ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other with the words `` that 's not how the force works '' written on the screen .

Then again, I’ve seen multiverses where they make Speed Force swords.

I don’t think the speed force works that way.

Please don’t say Wally has been inside you

I can hear Wally in the Speed Force. He’s being weird

So do the positive ones though. You just got to surround yourself with good friends and positive energy. And avoid the negativity.

Yeah. Usually that’s the case.

Engaging in a flame war with some horny internet troll isn’t worth it.

Some fights you don’t start. You just walk away and brush it off.