Because…shoes
04.08.2025 04:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@theflashbeyond.bsky.social
My name is Danica Williams and I’m the fastest woman alive. Coming at ya from the not too far off future. Always looking schway.
Because…shoes
04.08.2025 04:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh my god. Joel is Cinderella!
04.08.2025 04:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“No.”
31.07.2025 04:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Then again, I’ve seen multiverses where they make Speed Force swords.
30.07.2025 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t think the speed force works that way.
30.07.2025 00:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Please don’t say Wally has been inside you
30.07.2025 00:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can hear Wally in the Speed Force. He’s being weird
30.07.2025 00:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So do the positive ones though. You just got to surround yourself with good friends and positive energy. And avoid the negativity.
28.07.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah. Usually that’s the case.
Engaging in a flame war with some horny internet troll isn’t worth it.
Some fights you don’t start. You just walk away and brush it off.
I admit though. It can be a lot to filter through.
28.07.2025 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wouldn’t say that’s true, Jaguar. I mean, yeah. There are a lot of disgusting pigs out there who look at women and only see one thing. Or look at the color of your skin and make judgement calls about who you are.
But…there is a lot of positivity out there too.
// I wrote a Terry once. I know the weird shit like the hoverboard and the staff and the nunchucks and the…I forgot what the other weird weapon from the video game was
The video game that’s a piece of shit. Don’t play it. Don’t look it up. Just don’t
// Not even kidding. In a Batman Beyond animated guide book, he has a flying hoverboard.
Why? I don’t know
Does he ever use it besides that one image? Not to my knowledge
He just has it. For…style points?
Terry has a flying car. And he can fly. And for some reason a hover board. Because that’s necessary.
26.07.2025 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We also have flying cars in the future.
But only…sometimes?
No, you
26.07.2025 05:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Peg it. Blippin dregs don’t get schway. Be acting like real twips, always out almost getting slagged for a couple of creds. Drinking so much Gorf, they blippin’ blurge.
Know what I’m saying?
I’m mad.
26.07.2025 04:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0…hell of a Sunday though.
26.07.2025 04:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t believe I CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED your CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED with CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED and CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED syrup on CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED until CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED with you and now it just looks like that forever.
26.07.2025 04:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1GASP
26.07.2025 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t mind Terry not knowing who people are.
We as a collective group in the future still haven’t forgiven him for not knowing who Beyoncé is
does her best Terry impression
“What’s next? Rose quartz?”
He even spent some Justice League meetings asleep.
He claims he’s brooding but I’m mostly sure he was just standing in the corner dozing off
Hey. Give Terry a break. He spent most of his school time asleep.
25.07.2025 01:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“…sure ya do.”
22.07.2025 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sticks up two middle fingers while still vibrating
22.07.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0vibrates her whole body
22.07.2025 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0vibrates her tongue
22.07.2025 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sticks out her tongue
22.07.2025 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0