Many people don't know this but if you get shot with a Conway Twitty™ Tribute Pistol, you go straight to hell. It doesn't matter where on the body you're shot, or what kind of a person you were in life. Instant eternal damnation, no exceptions. I'm sorry if this is too scary for younger readers.
Fart Fartin
he’s real, i’ve met him in person, and you simply have to see his twitter account to believe it:
bsky.app/profile/caul...
What a guy
We do things a little bit different down here in the lone star state 🤠
stop asking
lol at Dan Crenshaw losing
[looks into the other guy]
Ah,
If Crenshaw loses Pete Davidson gets to retract his apology
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Shanghai Shrek
Iranian missile has the chance to do the funniest thing
Markwayne in the membrane
A suicidal, Italian bullfighter singing the Stone Roses: 🎶I wanna be a-gored🎶
Lake punch a train
Charlie Daniels hooting and hollering in his grave
About to upgrade the ol NAS
Definitely
Remember when everyone started to post on mastadon for like two days?
Grisly bear
Burt is bees?
Getting old rocks. I’m no longer just buying shirts from Old Navy or whatever. I’m ordering shit called “The Chester” now.
There’s no more powerful musician than someone with like 20 delay pedals.
Love to verify my email address
🎶Butt mogging on the zoomers,
Outside the tastee-freez🎶
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
She lies and says she’s in love with him, don’t think he’s Fetterman.
