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@johnnycsparkles.bsky.social

Product Manager working on identity platforms.

298 Followers  |  246 Following  |  250 Posts  |  Joined: 22.10.2024  |  1.9623

Latest posts by johnnycsparkles.bsky.social on Bluesky

Come on man we all know you have a bulb machine do it yourself

23.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So King Charlie sausage fingers is going to meet the pope for advice on covering for pedophiles? Is next stop the white house?

22.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And we'll get a kick in the nuts when Trump changes his mind and wants more. Great deal!

22.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really want to make this a thing

21.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey is there a switch somewhere to get everyone to stop doing stupid shit books warned us about?

08.10.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am reading things and wondering if they are slop or if I'm going senile.

How do we make them prove they've read it?

06.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only just got up to speed on kpop demon hunters

04.10.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that everyone has seen sora can we please commence the butlerian jihad?

04.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How are delivery companies allowed to take orders and refuse refunds when they don't have any delivery drivers in the area to deliver your food?

03.10.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you meeting a violent dictator @albomp.bsky.social?

#auspol

01.10.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you pay Trump enough bribes nothing violates the constitution there is no constitution

30.09.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should also add bros upset that a girl got powers and there's an Asian girl in the movie with speaking parts

29.09.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

National Accelerating Corruption Commission

#auspol

28.09.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you pay for this?

25.09.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mum always said I should work for the government but no I had to go into tech

23.09.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On a scale of 1-10 how much will @albomp.bsky.social simp to Trump at the white house?

#auspol

23.09.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What would be the dollars per conviction or finding or whatever it is the NACC does? Infinity?

22.09.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This would require people to put the remote back

21.09.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How long are we going to pretend there's anything other than pot being grown on the horticulture floor?

19.09.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol John is way too optimistic

16.09.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has it failed already?

15.09.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the great replacement is replacing all the dumb Nazis we should let it happen

31.08.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your product sense gets better as you make mistakes

#ProductManagement

30.08.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what the overlap is between MAGAs and people who think Tony Soprano didn't die

25.08.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to have a boss that would lie to me confidently every day and double down on his lies when caught and this was the worst and I can't understand how people are happy using LLMs

25.08.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If LLMs are sycophants I'm going to differentiate myself as a Product Manager by telling people their ideas are dumb

Please reach out if you'd like me to join your product team

24.08.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey silksong is definitely coming out September 4th this year right? This isn't some gotcha bullshit?

21.08.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

South Park says I just need to wait for all the AI PMs to fall into a K-Hole and do what Sharon did

21.08.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ADOs version of Jira is worse

19.08.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Anthropic Authors’ Rights Class Action – Author Contact Page – Lieff Cabraser

Here’s the class action against Anthropic for copyright theft. If you’ve had as many books stolen as I have by the AI companies, you’ll be a while entering your details. But you could pour a glass of wine and maybe have a nice piece of cheese or something.

www.lieffcabraser.com/anthropic-au...

19.08.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

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