Selfie of an angry white man with a tin foil hat on
Iโm ready dammit!!!
25.01.2026 20:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
What. In. The. F**k even?!
25.01.2026 19:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Seems very mid westerner of you
25.01.2026 19:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Duhโฆ ๐ฅณ
25.01.2026 19:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
What in the f**k was that?!
25.01.2026 15:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Wrong! Itโs 7am!
25.01.2026 15:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
But sometimes messier
24.01.2026 07:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Girl sameโฆ
24.01.2026 06:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ruin a first date:
Can I call you Bambi? Cuz I was just thinking about skinning you like a deer! J/K!
23.01.2026 22:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Is he hot, or does he just have olives on all his fingers?
23.01.2026 19:59 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Thatโs a great take. I wonder if their key demo is fossil agedโฆ
23.01.2026 13:59 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
The opposite of a smoothie is a roughie, a glass full of food you choke down whole.
21.01.2026 18:54 โ ๐ 88 ๐ 24 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 1
He: "One day all of us will die, Snoopy!"
"Snoopy: Yes, but not on all other days."
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F*ck yeah!!!
12.01.2026 20:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
All hat, no cattle
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Neutrobiotics
10.01.2026 18:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If you canโt kill them with kindness, try lethal injectionโฆ
-Wednesday Addams
10.01.2026 14:20 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ok Religion
10.01.2026 04:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Taupe Floyd
10.01.2026 04:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Sweet hot mustard, onions and relish please! (Never been a sauerkraut fan..)
09.01.2026 19:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm a little conflicted cuz I thought I was supposed to STOP!
09.01.2026 14:46 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I finally deleted my acct a few months ago, though I had been inactive for a long time.. good riddance!
09.01.2026 12:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Exceptionally good both in that it makes its point and that it is very funny while doing so
08.01.2026 21:07 โ ๐ 174 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
Fantastic article! ๐ฌ
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๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
02.01.2026 17:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
F**k yeah! ๐ฅณ
01.01.2026 20:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I should have bought sharpie stockโฆ
01.01.2026 19:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I grew up in Eugene so Go Ducks!!!
01.01.2026 19:31 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Go Ducks!
01.01.2026 19:26 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
...porque en los gobiernos libres el hombre sin instrucciรณn sirve poco, y el hombre sin virtudes es peligroso.
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