🤘Aging Punk Rocker🤘

I like October because I can’t work, but it’s because my pelvis is broken so maybe for the wrong reasons…

Same… wouldn’t that be something… I always thought it would be cool for people to have nice things and be treated with dignity… apparently that is a radical take…

It kinda sucks to be old and have really saggy tits in my boxers…

I feel like ‘Fuck that guy’ campaign has a pleasant ring to it…

I’m inclined to believe that as well.. so many sexual assaults go unreported due to shame/ embarrassment there is definitely some of that going on. But the thought of some of these victims being murdered is scary af, and probably true…

Fortunately, it seems that the vast majority of people agree… LFG!!!

You will be thrilled with my blog and substack though…

My Ducks went down to Hoosiers… I am kinda upset about it…

I just took inventory as well, and holy shit same here! So proud of us!

My friend’s response to no pun intended was usually no pun achieved and I still crack up at that…

100%. I love jokes to be unf**ked with…

That is a sentiment I can totally get behind… seems like there is an unintended pun there..

When Ween said, “on your knees you big booty bitch start suckin’” it really hit me in the feels…

Shit, I am out of hospital, but have a fractured pelvis… just know that this too shall pass and even random strangers on social media are pulling for you… get well soon!!!

I’m going in for “outpatient” shoulder surgery in a month that will take 3 months to rehab from… JFC…

It’s kind of shocking how much more lucid he is in this video than anything recent…

My girlfriend occasionally listens to me, it’s usually enough…

It’s not in my nature on social media, but I’m also not ruling out that we might like each other in real life…

Still punk as fuck I say as I start filling out disability paperwork… fuck…

Truffle oil is fucking gross…

Random things about me:

#1: I played with a band on the Blake Shelton Country cruise in the Caribbean in like 2012

#2: last time I counted, I played bass or drums on 22 released full length records.. not including singles.

#3: I do not like melons, at all…

I was looking at the results of my CT scan in the hospital bed…

I found out my pelvis was broken before the doctor came back in to tell me my pelvis was broken. So I don’t really know if that is good or bad…

F**k yes, this… active resistance must win the day…

Excellent, reporting now what do we do abut it? 🔥🔥🔥

#GVerse 👇

I didn’t vote for that criminal menace…

Disgraceful. It is embarrassing to be an American right now…

I always sang it that way… “just like a one winged dove, flies around in a f*ckin circle.”

Idk. Have you traveled out of the US?