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Joey Zarda

@joeyzarda.bsky.social

Retired ED RN. Guitarist in Loving Cup and Love Triangle. Ex cab driver. Cat daddy. Mad City. Bakes pies. “No more shines, Billy.”

63 Followers  |  114 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  1.8222

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My friends designed a vibrator, the shaft was a long straight haired hippie with a headband and then it had a rabbit where its arm was holding up a peace sign. They called it, The Summer Of Love.

12.04.2025 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Suddenly realized I had no idea where you’ve been traveling or what you’ve been eating 🤭 So I did a little digging. How are your birds?

15.03.2025 07:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Fake Eric Trump Post Threatened All Who 'Dare to Defy the American Golden Age' He's been a vocal advocate of policies from his father, U.S. President Donald Trump.

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29.01.2025 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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23.01.2025 04:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Disclaimer. Holy shit. Who’s with me?

19.01.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WTF?

21.12.2024 02:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe not Losing, but def losing.

25.11.2024 22:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course—wrestling is used to losing on purpose.

20.11.2024 05:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Watched it live. My dad said, Paul Simon can sing with anyone. I didn’t understand what that meant. The Scarborough Fair with S&G and Andy Williams is one of my favorites.

19.11.2024 21:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Think it’s a set? They should all fly together I reckon. Maybe land at Lakehurst.

17.11.2024 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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17.11.2024 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spoiler Alert: I baked in a bottom denture there just to prove a point.

15.11.2024 12:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He looks like LBJ ate Ray Wise.

15.11.2024 03:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mom and I are listening to Sonny Boy Pacino read his book on the DVD player. It’s like watching a movie on Pate’s TV when the picture stopped working. It’s a great movie.

14.11.2024 02:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing but

14.11.2024 00:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need a new HS pimpdaddy since Jeff retired.

14.11.2024 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Matt Gaetz has quit the House, effective immediately.

Gonna be pretty funny if he doesn't get confirmed and has to go back to Florida and sell used cars and try to date local high school girls or whatever.

14.11.2024 00:18 — 👍 131    🔁 11    💬 11    📌 0

Now that Jeffrey is gone, Trump gotta find a new pimp.

13.11.2024 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Blue skies above and sun on your arms
Strength your stride
And hope in those squeky clean eyes

13.11.2024 21:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s exponentialize, Fuckbook friends. Come and get it!

12.11.2024 15:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Curve learning.

12.11.2024 14:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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