Yule Log
(Crocodile doesn’t do good/naughty lists. Crocodile hates everyone.)
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22.12.2024 11:47 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Independent Advice
(Evil advisor’s suggestions still have to pass through the house and senate to become law.)
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15.12.2024 15:28 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Escape room
(one of these knobs must open a door)
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09.12.2024 08:44 — 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
Redwoods
(Dating advice from God is always going to be a bit dubious.)
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01.12.2024 15:33 — 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Famous Last Words
(My bucket list is a fucket list)
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24.11.2024 18:31 — 👍 39 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
Additions
(Bundle of joy has some other stuff bundled in.)
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17.11.2024 17:29 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Be blunt epilogue
(also good for hands-free peeling.)
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11.11.2024 07:40 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Be blunt
(what an edgelord)
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11.11.2024 07:40 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Red Letter Day
(Some day I hope to be upgraded to triple A)
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03.11.2024 16:16 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Head or Tail?
(Not “short course” in that sense. We have a zero-pun policy at the school of fucking)
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27.10.2024 15:08 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Contrition
(Show us your penitence)
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20.10.2024 16:55 — 👍 146 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
Sourdough
(Dated a contortionist, started making pretzels.)
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14.10.2024 10:50 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Fetching
(I'm just here for the treats)
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06.10.2024 17:45 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Purview
(They’re not really stolen, I guess, it’s more joy-riding)
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29.09.2024 17:45 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Fucking on Ladders
(a ladder covered in lube is not safe for work.)
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22.09.2024 13:37 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Column
(I always giggle when I insert a column in a spreadsheet.)
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16.09.2024 13:14 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Crescendo
(There are lyrics but they’re only vowels.)
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08.09.2024 14:09 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Belltower
(For a defensive structure, the tower of sex is pretty offensive)
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01.09.2024 16:13 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Surge
(There were afternoon cum-showers but it wasn’t the storm we were expecting.)
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25.08.2024 15:02 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Biological Weapons
(Wow, the fog of war really stinks.)
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19.08.2024 06:06 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Chains
(My imaginary sex slaves get paid. I’m not a monster.)
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12.08.2024 09:08 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sentence
(I’ll see you all at my sex appeal.)
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04.08.2024 16:09 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2
Flypaper
(Blessings in disguise are okay but I prefer curses in cosplay.)
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28.07.2024 09:25 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Sweetener
(I’m a muffin bottom, you’re a muffin top)
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21.07.2024 18:48 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Zing
(How you cook it matters)
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14.07.2024 14:45 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fashionably late
(Slow and steady wins the race, as long as nobody fast entered.)
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07.07.2024 15:05 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
32 Towels
(Soon afterwards I took up soap-carving)
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30.06.2024 12:41 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Social Climber
(Carnivorous plants are quite nice. It's the herbivorous ones that are trouble.)
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23.06.2024 16:44 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Nipples 3:16
(You’re lucky I didn’t use Yoga Flame)
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16.06.2024 13:53 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Tree-huggers
(I never did read that calendar)
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09.06.2024 10:13 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
