Oglaf

I’ve really botched the first aid
Does anyone know second aid?

Ha!
Um... we're having pony problems, could you sort them out for us?

A child with beefy arms punches a horse. The horse probably had it coming.

www.patreon.com/posts/pony-c...

the God of Tits is prayed to and agrees to a sort of breast roulette where sometimes totally unexpected things are up in your shirt. Usually not though. I mean, I'm not a statistician.

Second page, no surprises. Not surprising you is a fundamental principle of comedy.

www.oglaf.com/goat/

Is it just me who finds kids’ cakes creepy?
You love the little mermaid!
Now cut Ariel up and eat her.

No wonder our kids all grow up to be cannibals.

Victor Frankenstein sews a bunch of body parts into a monster, brings it to life with electricity.
That monster’s name is Frankenstein.
I mean, what’s the option?
A really long hyphenated surname from all the graves Victor robbed?

A green woman is an analogy for pornography. It's like a Hieronymus Bosch panting perhaps, but with less knife-ears running about.

www.oglaf.com/november/

in case of maritime emergency escape crocodile will deploy. Please remove shoes and leave all luggage behind

www.oglaf.com/buoyancy/

Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...

My latest at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: I talked to @oglaf.bsky.social! Not the character, but rather, the people who create it.

They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?

www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...

A musical about mating season. Possibly less informative than you were hoping.

www.oglaf.com/rut/

It's like 'interview with the vampire' but if the interview was more of a flirt piece

www.oglaf.com/flittermouse/

www.oglaf.com/disclosure/

www.oglaf.com/wishbone/

www.oglaf.com/capitalvices/

'recipes' is an under-represented category in porn. We're trying to redress that a little

www.oglaf.com/dishes/

www.oglaf.com/embers/

oo, I didn't know that about pearls. So a pearl necklace is a string of tiny defeated parasites

a sea nymph seduces a jeweler. Jeweler was pretending to be a fisher though. We're not explicitly saying you can't trust people in the arts but we are sort of implying it.

www.oglaf.com/brine/

www.oglaf.com/polytheism/

oglaf.com/cliffdiver/

In a dungeon, a man finds a scroll of date ideas that aren't just a public execution. He and his companion go in various dates but wind up at a public execution, just like you always do. There's just something about the energy of a live gig, I guess.

www.oglaf.com/commonitems/

yeah, it's public

Tiddy jokes will resume shortly

A cartoon woman sits at a table and scowls. A medical drip goes into her right hand. In the foreground is a dark shape. It's supposed to be the silhouette of her husband but that really isn't clear without context.

www.patreon.com/posts/care-1...

awww yeah. Where do you stand on the dibbler?

first thing they teach you in poetry school

www.oglaf.com/dicksonnets/

www.oglaf.com/hook/

there's a bit of jumping around in time, yeah

www.oglaf.com/self-raising/