Oglaf

experienced freediver, perhaps

I don't remember exactly but it's not impossible it was initially a smuggle/snuggle pun.

a pants-smuggler commits illegal acts. As they do.

www.oglaf.com/britches/

Using non-union extras in your sex fantasies can lead to exploitation. Maybe you're into that though.

www.oglaf.com/bitpart/

little sexy guys do Aural. as in sex with earholes. Can't imagine that sounds great.

www.oglaf.com/ear-nose-thr...

He died surrounded by loved ones,
assuming he loved wolves.

the future arrives, which ought to calm uncertainty but somehow we always manage to generate more. A king consults an oracle and gets called a dickbag.

www.oglaf.com/mancy/

New Oglaf! www.oglaf.com/true-crime-f...

It's some kind of lotion, I think. It promises to make your corpse way more flammable which is always something I've aspired to.

lotion

It's True Slut time! www.oglaf.com/tsa2025/
Which means our annual break - we'll be back on Jan 11th! Have a happy and safe New Year, folks!

Vampires only exist in stories and this is a story so vampires are in it. "Gone With the Wind" is also a story so presumably some of them are vampires but it just never comes up.

www.oglaf.com/plotthickener/

Aaah!
My one weakness!
Criticism!

a monarch hands over the sceptre of awesome sex to his son and enjoys a cup of tea. When deciding on a sex sceptre take ease of cleaning into account.

www.oglaf.com/staff/

I don’t think you should eat meat if you aren't willing to kill the animal yourself, to answer your question why I'm in your barn with a samurai sword.

and 3I/Atlas? Just embarrassing.

Christ! Zodiac man looks like he's having a hard time of it.

There's a comet in the sky! ...I mean, where else would it be? Shacked up in an inn? No. That's where stars hang out. An astrologer visits a star to get the gossip on the comet. receiving mild burns is all part of an astrologer's job.

www.oglaf.com/signs/

I’ve really botched the first aid
Does anyone know second aid?

Ha!
Um... we're having pony problems, could you sort them out for us?

A child with beefy arms punches a horse. The horse probably had it coming.

www.patreon.com/posts/pony-c...

the God of Tits is prayed to and agrees to a sort of breast roulette where sometimes totally unexpected things are up in your shirt. Usually not though. I mean, I'm not a statistician.

Second page, no surprises. Not surprising you is a fundamental principle of comedy.

www.oglaf.com/goat/

Victor Frankenstein sews a bunch of body parts into a monster, brings it to life with electricity.
That monster’s name is Frankenstein.
I mean, what’s the option?
A really long hyphenated surname from all the graves Victor robbed?

A green woman is an analogy for pornography. It's like a Hieronymus Bosch panting perhaps, but with less knife-ears running about.

www.oglaf.com/november/

in case of maritime emergency escape crocodile will deploy. Please remove shoes and leave all luggage behind

www.oglaf.com/buoyancy/

Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...

My latest at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: I talked to @oglaf.bsky.social! Not the character, but rather, the people who create it.

They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?

www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...

A musical about mating season. Possibly less informative than you were hoping.

www.oglaf.com/rut/

It's like 'interview with the vampire' but if the interview was more of a flirt piece

www.oglaf.com/flittermouse/

www.oglaf.com/disclosure/

www.oglaf.com/wishbone/

www.oglaf.com/capitalvices/