ennuiursula

leave her alone ffs

unfollowed

well, whatever is going on, I'm sure russia and iran already know

gave up on the new york Times... I subscribed to the Atlantic

drunk texting?

Onion the cat, looking innocent and not at all capable of destroying my belongings on a nearly daily basis

recently a friend had a meeting with a narrative lead at a big name entertainment company that i accidentally interrupted by texting them, and when they apologized with "sorry, my friend texted me a photo of her cat" the dept head asked to see the cat and then flipped out bc he recognized onion

remember who he was married to... that is a man with some poor judgment

so, it's drill, baby drill ... ev's suck
please buy an ev
I'm so confused

some call it being woke
some call it being PC
I call it having MANNERS
that was a move by a jr high bully
so rude and unacceptable

"What am I supposed to do? I have multiple plane crashes to deal with and your people want me to fire air traffic controllers?" This is an actual quote from the actual Transportation Secretary in a very real cabinet meeting of the U.S. government. WE LIVE IN A SHITHOLE COUNTRY.

oh ffs

yes!

that's all the bosch I had to decorate my bosch

class of '88 ... this quote follows you forever... reminding you to do more

I hope antioch survives

I'm not afraid of UFOs. What are they going to do, take over the world and make everyone work themselves to death? Not give us healthcare? Make the planet unlivable?🛸👽

fabulous

it's all too fast
it's all too much
(says the boomer gen x imposter)

Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson

time for a costco membership

Tired: DEI Hire

Wired: DUI Hire

will be there in spirit

Los Angeles Fires: Resources Available for the Music Community As wildfires continue to ravage Los Angeles, those in the music industry who've been impacted have resources available if they're in need of help.

www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

signed

thank you... i needed that

Don’t worry, Elmo. They insult you on other platforms, too!

I was really hoping we'd have a woman as president before we had one from South Africa, but here we are.

still upset that panera bread got rid of the lemonade that kills you

...the thing about nyc...it's always changing...at some point those big box stores will transform to something else...(hopefully, change will take the cleaned up times sq too)