Kelly Armstrong @kellyarmstrong

Hello, 911? I’d like to report a murder.

27.10.2025 22:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a man 's face with the hashtag schitts creek on the bottom ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the hashtag schitts creek on the bottom

27.09.2025 12:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You are just embarrassing yourself at this point. He signed the damn card, just say it you wusses.

10.09.2025 13:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is some weak assed shit…only thing missing are the words distraction and stunt.

26.08.2025 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This fucker is the most odious of all Trump people, just a soulless monster.

20.08.2025 18:11 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Seems bad.

20.08.2025 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The @nytimes.com is garbage…

16.08.2025 23:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11.08.2025 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s almost like they get off on being the worst people possible. Fucking monsters.

23.07.2025 23:57 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the joker is wearing a purple suit and a top hat and says `` you 've been pwned '' . ALT: the joker is wearing a purple suit and a top hat and says `` you 've been pwned '' .

13.07.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s an imbecile of epic proportions. Never not an embarrassment.

09.07.2025 19:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me…have you seen the imbecile that’s currently the President?

08.07.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good…may none of these monsters ever experience a moment of peace for the rest of their lives.

25.06.2025 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HaHaHa…this aged well.

22.06.2025 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big if true.

21.06.2025 13:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just don’t understand any of this. Fucking monsters.

20.06.2025 18:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.06.2025 21:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

29.05.2025 23:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Elons not going to fuck you.

27.05.2025 15:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a bald man with glasses is holding a glass of wine and laughing while saying i see what you did there . ALT: a bald man with glasses is holding a glass of wine and laughing while saying i see what you did there .

26.05.2025 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sadie, a one year old Yellow Labrador who likes to make bad choices.

Sweet Peanut, half sister to Sadie, is a two and a half year old black Labrador. Peanut has selective hearing.

Indy, a 14 year old Border Collie, has never given me a days trouble. He’s completely deaf and a grumpy old man but I absolutely adore him.

Ask and ye shall receive…

07.05.2025 20:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait till you hear about the current President.

05.05.2025 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who the fuck ever thought that Rubio ever had any principles?

01.05.2025 23:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just pathetic but not surprising. They Democrats are not up to the challenge.

30.04.2025 20:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We truly live in the dumbest timeline possible.

29.04.2025 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right back at you…

27.04.2025 14:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR

26.04.2025 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sadie, a one year old Yellow Lab.

Indy, a 14 year old Border Collie.

Peanut, a 2 year old Black Lab

Right here Darth!

25.04.2025 00:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and bow tie is talking into a microphone and saying earthquakes do n't kill people ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is talking into a microphone and saying earthquakes do n't kill people

23.04.2025 00:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sadie, a yellow lab, celebrates Tongue Out Tuesday!

Happy #tongueouttuesday from Sadie. Must have tongue out to participate.

22.04.2025 15:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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