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05.03.2026 21:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππCOOKIEππ
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Kell is just a wee pup with a perfect noggin π₯°
BTW Ned, what size is your head?
Scrat the cat sleeps on her back with her head hanging down. The position relies on the one claw she has hooked into my t-shirt
Scrat showing you her favorite position for relaxing
She says: Hang in there πΉ
My current cat also sleeps on my head πΉ
05.03.2026 18:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know you're a little sour for being pushed down to bronze because Melissa claimed the gold, but making the top 10 is still an accomplishment
05.03.2026 18:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a border collie pup named Bella lies on top of a wine colored leather couch, with her head on her mum's shoulder and her paw hugging her mum's head. Her brother, an orange kitty named Nought Boy, lies in front of Mum, who is lying on her side with one hand propping up her head. It had been a long, trying day and everyone needed a group nap.
Sometimes a group nap helpsπ
05.03.2026 18:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0JEEMS has been added to the list for making Melissa RELAX
Sorry I'm late!
Congratulations @jamesfrye.bsky.social you're number 10!
Melissa's List, entitled JEEMS is Evil List
Receipts
05.03.2026 03:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Hooray for puppies! Was he from Bosley's Place?
imho the only worse traffic than Atlanta traffic is New Jersey traffic
@muppybean.bsky.social
@mackaracka.bsky.social
Hello to you and your gorgeous, sweet pup!
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Introduce yourself with 5 cars youβve owned
1985 Renault Alliance
1986 Honda CRX
1986 Jaguar XJ6 Vanden Plas
2001 Plymouth Neon
1997 Geo Tracker
KEITH!!?! could probably scare off 2 or 3, but that would leave ~10 for Mackaracka
Honestly, I don't like her odds
Bed body too πβ€οΈ
03.03.2026 22:38 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0BOAROOOOO for Annie Lou, the smartest, sweetest, bestest pup. Thanks you for choosing Suze and thank you, Suze, for sharing her with us β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
03.03.2026 02:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02 orange cat brothers, resting on a comforter wrapped around a ladder lying on a wood floor
02.03.2026 14:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Syvies bunkbed with room for Ralphy, Spreckles, Joan d'Shark and all her other friends. There is a trundle bed for Melissa
A rendering of how Ned should sleep so as not to disturb his 3 dogs. You're welcome, Ned
Melissa, we've been over this with you and @nedpyle.com
01.03.2026 18:40 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I think I see what happened.
You heard "Tell the humans there are worms in the cardboard"
The correct translation is "Tell the Giant Thumbs to bring more cardboard"
Giant Thumb and worm sound very similar in cattish, probably because to cats we are very similar. Except we have thumbs.
For me, it's the theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey
youtu.be/P3F99KzP3cg?...
How can you resist? Spike's puppy dog eyes compel you
28.02.2026 13:41 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A shaggy dog in a cat costume, who wrote a book under the pseudonym Ca'at, where he claimed cardboard has worms, because he's controlled by Big Crinkle Paper corporations, who pay him in tasty treats
The "cat" author
28.02.2026 04:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#UglyDogsOutOfContext
#UglyDogs
Sharing is caring, Bob
(just share the string, not Mr. Turtle)