Yaoi goddess

Woman, head in hand, saying “IT'S NOTHING SOME IBUPROFEN AND 11 BEERS AND A LOBOTOMY AND JACKING OFF AND KILLING MYSELF CAN'T FIX”

hiiiiiiiiii

please ignore me
don't love me
why would you try me?

need to have sex with someone who will disregard my boundaries completely and hates me

i watched this like a year ago and it's crazy how he just transitioned into the anti capitalist rant

i need a really big butt in my face

i am sad :)

sometimes the emotions aren't happy

My thumb is fuuuuuucked up

I have done them

The failure of Matt Gaetz's nomination could have a chilling effect on future Attorney General nominees' ability to take cocaine and sleep with child sex slaves.

I've thought about these so often

This reminded me of the song I'm a gangster by Rappy McRapperson and I looked up the lyrics bc i haven't thought about that song in 15 years and holy shit

And you'd think that the previous attempts would have a higher success rate than people who have to make a doohickey to do their assassinations

I'm not advocating for violence

But I'm really surprised there aren't more political assassinations in the US

So much hate, so much polarization, so much oppression... and so many guns

it's a binge watch all of lain type of night

we did no comrades under 1k again but without all the sex pests this time. just some of the sex pests

they really should've stopped making babies after 9/11

is hannah still banned for telling Matt yglesias that he'd get killed with hammers?

if your pussy had homer simpsons head in it would it count as a blowjob?

My bed is a safe space for trans ppl in case yall are worried

Someone tell me something i should do today

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Do any puppygirls want me to give them anesthesja and then put a cone on them and guide you to my bed making sure to catch them each tome you stumble and tell them that you've been a really good dog and that I'll protext you and that I know you don't like wearing the cone but the vet said you had to keep it on for at least 3 days

and maybe scratch that spot on your neck that you can't reach as well

My bed is a safe space for trans ppl in case yall are worried

Watching adults with stuffed animals argue with people who do ketamine for faggot reasons for disagreeing on what caused kamala to lose… like y’all please stop psychoanalyzing parts of america that still watch the today show they are not to be understood

just saw a tweet from the other place that talked about Zoë Quinn holy shit they'll never let it go

oh shit it was like that?

The fact that Dick Cheney wanted Trump gone and it didn’t happen should put a nail in the coffin of the 9/11 truth movement.

William Jennings Bryan would've won the election