𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑

It's Saturday again already. Where did the 4300 km go?

Due mostly that we're in Alberta and the picture is Pyramid Mountain #Jasper

Yeah, so there's like zero chance we'll summit #Everest today.

He'll probably rename it St. Andrews

Even better if it was on live TV, because that would leave the conspiracy theorists empty-handed

Sure, frequent hotel stay awards are nice, but we really want taco trucks parked out front.

It would be steak night at camp if it were Saturday.

It's Tuesday.

Since then, we've gotten rid of federal oil tanker captains

A reply of, "Are you OK?" usually stops such emails.

If you know the joke, it's adding $20 of ingredients

How to make a $4 pizza taste like a $16 pizza:

Add $12 of ingredients

I'm treating myself to chicken and waffles without waffles this morning.

(I ran out of peanut butter)

Yes!

Remember the meeting between Liddle Marco and Sergei Lavrov?

Lavrov has been accused of sabotage and is persona non grata in the Kremlin. This is because of the strong talk Lavrov gave to Rubio, which the Kremlin says was not Putin's position.

They say it jeopardized a Trump-Putin meeting.

Yes!

The weather calls for slight brrr

Side wager: it happens on a ramp

Hahahaha

Life is good

Same here!

Narrator: they weren't

I can see Trump's losses of last night from my back porch.

There's a TV out here. I guess I should bring it in for the winter.

Republicans put their votes behind Cuomo, because they knew Sliwa wouldn't win. Sliwa was the spoiler and didn't know it. 🤣

Some headlines are begging to be rewritten to add those chefs' kiss words

UPS plane crashed at 17:15 local time.

Hehehe spot on

Who plays Major Hochstetter?

Or Miller

"I hear nutzing!"

Ruk, Roger Korby's bodyguard android, not smiling.

Well, I thought it was funny. 🤣