Harold Bishop

Thought that was a Fuse at first and got excited.

Tits

Kids nowadays would never understand the gaming strategy behind winning at Asteroids.

Currently disabled. Not leaving this bed except for more Lucozade Sport.

If it makes you feel better, I am at deaths door

Of vodka?

Smashing

I’m trying my best Pom

Thank you Joseph.

After having a relatively quiet Christmas and Boxing Day I’ve decided to drink myself to paralysis on the 27th.

Twitters rife with that shit. If it wasn’t for all my onlyfans girlfriends, I’d never be on it.

I don’t think I eat Brie in any other month.

Hurry up and fight you showboating twats.

Frightening how people get kicks out of being offended by everything.

The preciousness of these peopl, Richard. Taking offence on behalf of anyone.

I didn’t say they do, however I don’t run an account called “travellers against racism” and try and shoot down people.

There’s a fight on tonight with the Gypsy King. Maybe you should hassle him.

Maybe your pals are arseholes.

Fucks sake, lighten up champ. I’m friends with a few travellers who don’t give a shit about that term. You don’t speak for a generation.

Social Media gives the village idiots a voice.

Now I'm not tryin to be rude
But hey, pretty girl, I'm feelin' you
The way you do the things you do
Remind me of my Lexus coup
Thats why I'm all up in yo grill
Tryna get you to a hotel
You must be a football coach
The way you got me playin the field

No bad

Paddington in Peru Sundays.

Best - Bobby
Least Favourite - Stig Inge Bjornbye

He’s Scotlands best player the now as well.

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Cabbage with butter and pepper

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*googles taro*

They love a big sandwich though those boys.

Sir, Harold is going to spend the day on the ale and putting on suspect accumulators. Oh. And the 2nd tower has been hit #Saturday

Rugby is always full of posh twats and salad dodgers with big undies.