@melinormayhem.bsky.social

99 Followers 95 Following 54 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 year ago
A pair of monitors displaying a photograph of a blue-footed booby

I bet you didn't realize I was the kind to have boobies on my home screen ::eyebrows::

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1 year ago

The thing about having to ask an embarrassingly silly question in a professional email is that you will almost certainly squirm internally until the answer comes back, and then if you still don't understand the answer, well, sorry bout your luck, Chuck, you can never speak to that person again

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1 year ago

Vividly angry and sad. That is all.

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1 year ago
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The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

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1 year ago
A spice rack with black labels and colorful lettering.

I forgot about this project and how pleased I was with it. My kid created labels on the Cricut and we used chalk markers.

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1 year ago

This joyous embrace of absolute ignorance and incompetence had better get people thinking about reprioritizing education and student retention for every citizen. We lost the plot a generation ago and stripped funding from schools and this is the result. Don't kid yourself that all MAGAs are over 60.

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1 year ago

This is an interesting point and one I hadn't considered. Also I'm gonna lap up every drop of joy life has to give me, they'll never steal that from me.

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1 year ago

Coping strategy: dissociating while eating many many reeses holiday peanut butter treats
(Follow me for more life hacks)

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1 year ago

Coworker: Wanna see a picture of my baby? (Hands me picture of her baby)

Me: Wanna see a picture of mine? (Hands her a picture of my cats)

Coworker: Those are cats.

Me: Cats are just goth babies.

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1 year ago

I think it's weird that I completely forget about blood blisters as a thing until I accidentally stab myself with a screwdriver and then start wondering what the weird red lump on my finger is. Just me? Oh, okay

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1 year ago

It's a good thing walls aren't conscious. I've spent so much time staring blankly at one wall or another over the past 2 months as I contemplate options and safety plans that if they *were* conscious I'd have made several *self-conscious*

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1 year ago
A twilight scene; the sun sets and is perfectly situated behind a lone tall tree amongst smaller ones. The trees are in front of a dimly-hued, mirror-smooth lake, and the center of the photo is the point at which the trees and the reddening sky meet their reflection.

I needed just maybe five minutes where my soul wasn't marinating in rage, sorrow and hatred. I got two hours at Mount Pisgah and a stop at a bakery for sugary treats afterward. I have a pretty frigging good husband, pals.

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1 year ago

Let's go! I'll sing. We can do open mic nights with protest songs all across the region.

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1 year ago
Frame 1: a pair of empty boots, with the words "if only I believed we were all doomed, if only I believed there was nothing to be done."
Frame 2: the boots appear to be filling with pink petals and flowers,  with the words "then I would feel free to do nothing."
Frame 3: the frame is filled with petals and flowers, with the words "unfortunately, I keep believing that better things are possible."
Frame 4: a sprouting plant grows against a background of petals and flowers, with the words "luckily, I keep on believing that better things are possible."

Signed Emm Roy,  1/23/25
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1 year ago
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Oh, my daddy.
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1 year ago

And honestly, I find it insulting how many people keep hearkening back to past history, *in other countries*, as though our weird-ass country has ever done *anything* the same as anyone else ever.

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1 year ago
"I have started yelling 'not friendly' to people when someone tries to approach me. I learned it from the dog people"

Continuing to import choice memes from Over There

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1 year ago

Administrative warrants are things you can wipe your ass with. And don't consent to any searches (say it out loud or your silence is consent) even if they have a real warrant.
Signed,
Your angry neighborhood defense lawyer

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1 year ago

Which is to say, there's a lot of powerlessness being expressed on socials right now, but honestly, we've just exhausted the *most civil* routes of opposing this regime. There are many paths to the top of the mountain.

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1 year ago

I dunno, man, it just strikes me that some of us are overlooking a key facet of American human nature, which is: the same obstinate, muleheaded refusal to back down that we are observing in the maga party exists inside all of the non-maga party also. We do not have to take any of this sitting down.

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1 year ago

Red Dwarf was good, although it was written a super long time ago and i haven't reread it in years so can't vouch for its sensitivity

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1 year ago

bsky.app/profile/susa...

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1 year ago

It's such a weird thing, wanting to do stuff while fatigued and sick. I'm bargaining with my body, like, "how about some laundry or a shower?" and my body is like, "best I can do is lying down, pal"

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1 year ago
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If you don't 100% unequivocally support trans rights, unfollow me. You will find no comfort here.

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1 year ago

Employment discrimination cases will be off the charts. We’ve seen this before. Many employers will interpret recent declarations incorrectly. State & federal protections still abound and can’t be undone like that. No matter where you are, I can either help you or find a lawyer who can. Just fyi.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
Woman drinking tea and slowly smiling, captioned:
Waking up to deal with The Horrors; realizing that The Horrors will have to deal with you

Adding gooduns from my dying meta account here

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1 year ago

Me to my kid: hey, don't compare yourself to your peers; your peers are drowning just like you are. The system is working exactly as it was designed to do, and we are watching society in America and globally collapse in realtime.

My kid, backing away slowly: I love you, sick and depressed mom 🩷

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1 year ago
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Memory Retrieval | Auspex Get more from Auspex on Patreon

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1 year ago
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Memory Retrieval | Auspex Get more from Auspex on Patreon

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