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pippin you're in good company

since pippin hit puberty he's obviously developed an interest in 2 specific female dogs in the neighbourhood: a bull terrier and a pitbull. extremely funny that he's a short king into tall strong women

you cannot unbaptise yourself, and you cannot unknow the difference between a 'work' and a 'shoot'

i can understand why people call themselves 'lapsed fans' now. its truly like catholicism, once youre in youre never really out

post from me: roddy really said 'look i agreed to host your d&d group in my living room because my son kyle is in your party but you cant just randomly come over when he's not here' post from 'fantasy parliament': sounds like kyle's campaign needs better scheduling strategy

am i just losing it or are wrestling posts getting discover tab'd more often now. like why is a fantasy british parliament league reply guying me

it's a 'save the kingdom by being autistic about monsters' world kabru, you're just living in it

i really love how kabru is one of the only characters with common sense in dungeon meshi and he's punished for it at almost every turn because it's not that kind of world

Kabru saying "The world doesn't need to know personal things like that."

A wallet-sized Kabru for your online reply needs

aew needs to stop trying to make me take hook seriously

a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard " ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "

'claudio has just defeated jon moxley!!'

kyle o'reilly:

nooooo the blood tear nooooo my catholic imagery tendencies

friend: wait when did mox get busted open
me: mox's head just does that

i mean if it was me id never let them hear the end of it. was the grink there? did you smother him with a plastic bag?

bryan danielson being very classy talking about the family that tried to suffocate him to death, not bringing up the plastic bag at all

someone shouldve worn different colour pants

the mox and marina v claudio and the boys custody split

i know where that football is going, buddy!!

not getting interested in hangman and dark order interaction because im not charlie brown

they all have photos of their beautiful families that they love so much tucked in their gear rn

dark order having a match on dynamite is the aew equivalent of a guy announcing he's only a week from retirement

ftr mute button engaged

im so enamored with the idea of jack perry appearing 90% domesticated but occasionally doing stuff like biting and clawing at eyes and sniffing people nonchalantly

jamie hayter and kstat looking like theyre from 2 entirely different film series. or 1 film series about a time traveling buddy cop duo

matt jackson 'how i had 2 kids and still have a body like this' fitness influencer

BITES YOU AND BITES YOU AND BITES YOU

roddy really said 'look i agreed to host your d&d group in my living room because my son kyle is in your party but you cant just randomly come over when he's not here'

i need 2 see claudio put mox in air jail like a naughty cat

i love when friends tell me about their enemies. im always up for having vicarious enemies

maybe this is the best gimmick account of all time

oh thank god