Chelsea 💙

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I tried to come up with the silliest pose possible for my mini 😂 I'm glad you like it! ❤️

Aww that's a bummer. Well I hope you enjoy it!

OMG I love your outfit!! 🤩 Which concert are you going to?

A homemade carrot cake

I got promoted to Associate Lead 🥳 and my coworker baked me a cake?!?!? Truly blessed to work here with the best people 🥺❤️❤️

Looks sick!!!

My undergrad thesis was about how we distinguish between revolutionaries and terrorists. The theorist whose ideas I found most appealing was Camus, who didn't let you sanctify violence in the name of ideology or greater good calculations. You must accept that moral weight if you choose to use it.

My cat does that to me all the time to wake me up 😭 she always finds the most tender spots and throws all her weight on them 😂😂

Noticing a pattern here.

Yeah my cat Margo drools a TON whenever she's super happy 😂

It's so cold in LA recently. Did we trade? 😂

The Taco Bell employee just made he's giving off sub energy 🫠😂

I had the same thing happen with my grandpap recently. I'm sorry to hear you're going through this 😔

Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill

To everyone affected by the recent Microsoft (and other) layoffs, you didn’t deserve this. Let’s be clear: the state of the industry right now is not your fault.

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.

And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

The Hill @thehill Follow THE HILL "Kamala's newest lie: Trump will send the army after you" (@TheHillOpinion) thehill.com Kamala's newest lie: Trump will send the army after you 11:36 PM 18 Oct 24 2.4M Views

Oh the Hill, aged like milk.

Kamala Harris, right again.

One of my favorite games of all time! Shout out to the dev team y'all rock 🔥🔥

Joni Ernst responded to a woman upset that cuts in Medicaid are going to cost lives ....

And her response pretty much "who needs healthcare when you've got Jesus!" 🤦🏻‍♀️

Whenever I see "AI ethics concerns" it's always crap like "should Claude have a social security number?!" and not "should OpenAI all be in jail for marketing ChatGPT like it's your friend and designing it to prioritize continuous engagement above all else?"

You look so pretty!! I'm glad you had a good time ❤️

If you want to do something and no one else wants to join you, just go off and do it on your own. Don't miss out on the things you want in life just because it's scary to go out alone.

Perplexity CEO says its browser will track everything users do online to sell 'hyper personalized' ads | TechCrunch Perplexity is building its own browser is to collect data on everything users do outside of its own app to sell ads.

perplexity's products are malware, pass it on

@kendrawcandraw Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhh oouuuuwwwwwaaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgah hhhh guuuuuwah

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I'm so glad you left! I was only going on Twitter to read your stuff lol. Didn't realize you were also on bluesky till you posted about other platforms 🤩

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the best joke in videogames development is replying "ship it" to every broken ass prototype no I will not be taking questions