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r/mildlyinfuriating chagoscifres 12 hr. ago Join My son ate the middles out of every cinnamon roll before I got to the table this morning. I baked a perfect pan of cinnamon rolls. He didn't take one... he surgically removed the gooey centers from just about ALL of them, leaving behind sad, hollow bread rings. I'm still trying to recover emotionally.

Chagoscires Ur4 He's truly my hero. Love this kid even when he pulls shit like this. chagoscifres OP 11h YELLOW cyberchief 4h BLUE FLAIR lol you're afraid to parent. -42 -23 scienceislice 8h Yeah my daughter was already up when I pulled them out and she ate two of them. We were all supposed get two each. Lol. My parents thought my brother's misbehavior as a kid was cute and funny, just like you do. He's still living in their basement at age 27 and I don't talk to any of them anymore because of how they don't care that adult him still treats me poorly. Is that the adult life you want for your children? chagoscifres OP 1h YELLOW For sure! Finally someone with some empathy and life experience. I'm just happy he seeks out the best things in life. SleepyPowerlifter 1h This is shit behavior and you're excusing it. Your son is inconsiderate and you're enabling it.

Y'all how would you feel if your kid did this?

r/TwoHotTakes u/Independent_Gur327 6h My husband secretly invited his ex to our wedding "just to be nice" Listener Write In My husband (31M) and I (29F) got married last month. Everything was going perfectly until the reception when his college ex walked in. I froze. We never discussed inviting her, and to my knowledge, they hadn't talked in years. Turns out, he invited her "to be civil" because they had "history" and he "didn't want to seem rude." I was blindsided and humiliated, especially since a few guests knew who she was. She even made a toast, saying, "I'm so happy to see you with someone who makes you this happy," like... what? When I confronted him later, he said I was "making a scene over nothing" and that it was "just a gesture of kindness." But my wedding day was NOT the time for him to play Mr. Nice Guy. I still feel betrayed.

Ahh yes starting a marriage with secrets is the key to success

Why doesn't my girlfriend get wet enough for me to penetrate when I finger her? 2 Answer 000 Request Details More All related (37) Recommended Anonymous 2y Because she is bad at sex. Guys masturbate a lot and know their bodies. Girls generally do not touch their bodies, so have never orgasimed and do not know how to do it or how to work their bodies. As such you cannot work it, because she has not figured it out herself. Until she has her first orgasm she will not get wet, because she does not know what it feels like. After her first orgasm, she will want more and will get wet at the thought of sex.

A fool leading a fool

In this case, "female" is used as an adjective rather than a noun. It is used as a descriptor, which is the proper use here.

Andy Khouri @andykhouri Conversation with female friends about dating. I said I liked dating, even bad dates, because dating can be a kind of adventure. Worst case, you learn something about yourself. Female friend said something like, "No, worst case is I'm raped and killed." That's when I got it.

Yep

I'm tired of being the family's default parent. Now my brother wants me to take his kids full-time. Advice Needed I (33F) have two kids of my own and a full-time job. I've always been the "responsible one" in my family, the one who helped raise my younger siblings when our parents were dealing with their mess. My younger brother was my third child growing up. I helped with homework, packed lunches, and even went to parent-teacher conferences when our mom couldn't. Now he is 27 and has two kids of his own, and he's struggling. His girlfriend left, he's working odd jobs, and he's constantly asking me to "help out." At first, it was small, picking the kids up from school, watching them for a few hours. But lately it's turned into full weekends, overnight stays, and even asking me to take them during the week "just until he gets back on his feet." I love my nieces, but I'm exhausted. I already have my kids, and I didn't sign up to raise his, too. When I told him I couldn't keep doing thi

Wait because she isn't enabling him to abandon his kids on her, she's now abandoning them? What?

r/relationship_advice 14 hr. ago SetNo681 Join My husband walked out after I had a panic attack. I'm alone with our baby. (31F and 34M) I'm a stay at home mom to our 10-month-old daughter. I moved away from my entire support system to be with my husband, who promised to provide and be an involved father. He was the one who wanted a baby. He was the one who said he wanted me home with her. We agreed before pregnancy that we'd share the load. I'd take care of most of the baby and house stuff since I'd be home, but I still expected help and support. That was the plan. And I've kept up my end. I keep our house clean and organized, do all the laundry for me and the baby, clean the kitchen while I cook, tidy up toys, feed her solids, nurse her, and change diapers every two hours. I take her to doctor appointments, music class, and make her bottles. I try to make extra dinner so he has food to take to work. She's happy, thriving, and loved. I may be tired, but I still show up for her ever

The other night, I had a panic attack. I screamed into a pillow behind a closed door while the baby was in another room. I was overwhelmed and trying to cope silently. His response was to call me toxic, hand me our sleeping baby, and walk out. He said he was going to a friend's house, but the friend said he never showed. Then he ignored my calls, turned off his location, and I found out later he checked into a hotel. He still hasn't come back. No answers except that he refuses to be in the same house as me. Now he's saying I should fly home to my parents and leave the baby with him, so his mom can fly in and care for her. After everything I've done, he wants to take her from me? To make things worse, they're now trying to twist it and say I'm not doing a good job because I was "on my phone too much" during our recent family vacation. I was burned out. His family was there, so I finally had a minute to breathe. Meanwhile, he complains about giving her baths or doing bedtime. He plays

UPDATE: I just want to clarify something that a few people were concerned about. I'm 1000% taking my baby with me. No matter how exhausted or broken down I feel, I could never leave her. She is my whole world and I've been her full-time caregiver since day one. We rent and while he's the main lease holder, I've poured just as much into this home. While I was pregnant I worked as a nanny and used that money to buy all of our daughter's furniture, toys, and baby gear. I also sold a lot of my own things to help furnish the house. Probably 80% of what's here is mine. I plan on flying back home Monday with my daughter and staying at my parents' house until we figure out the next step. He's going to have to have a conversation with me at some point. The hardest part is not knowing what happens after that. The car I've been driving is in his name, and without it I won't be able to get a job. My parents live in an area that isn't safe to walk or take public transportation, especially with a

He went mask off because he thought he baby trapped her.

Giannis loves her. It's the commenter

@TruthBerner34.1d Why doesn't Giannis just threaten to divorce her if she doesn't lose weight?

These types of dudes aren't lonely enough. They are just miserable.

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Umm Christians don't sin? 😂

She might be an imperfect person, I don't know her personally, but this outfit is perfect.

Mariah Carey in a custom 'Protect the dolls' jacket. ❤️

let my male bestfriend sleep in my boyfriend's spot in bed when he's not home. Discussion My boyfriend doesn't leave often, but whenever I get the chance, my best friend sleeps in our giant king size bed with me. I always wash the sheets after, so theres no way my bf would know. I love getting the chance to cuddle up to him, but my boyfriend can never know because it's a pretty strict rule in our house that the dog doesn't sleep in our bed.

Got me in the first half...

"Women" are becoming worse than men. Before they were more feminine, sweeter, had a good and loving character, formal vocabulary. Nowadays they are complaining 24/7, easy to get with, romanticize cheating, deceive, play with feelings and then say "all men are the same"

Christ on a bike, someone pick her already.

patriarchal_girl @patriarchalgirl Follow Women should stay pure until marriage, but men should gain experience.

Who are the men getting experience with then?

r/AmlOverreacting u/Accurate-Finding3460 7h Am i overreacting or I should get out of this relationship? relationship Jenn > 69% I can barely afford my own I'm with my girl lol what if I get exposed Imaoooo I need her to get her place so I can go out lol take all my girls on dates lol ying with you for now lol yeah lol can't have no fun lol August 20 or something or around there

So I went through my bfs iPad today and I found out it was connected to his phone. I saw texts about many girls and specially one when he says he wants me to get my place soon so he can go out (I'm staying with him until I get my dorm). He is an amazing boyfriend and I feel like it's time for me to move on but I don't see myself all alone. I don't have family or friends and he's like the only support I have but at the same as time I don't think I should stay with him knowing he would take any chance to get with another girl. I know he hasn't physically cheated on me but I'm scared he will. I really need some thoughts on this to help me make a better decision.

She doesn't have support now, so what's the difference?

r/coworkerstories u/Affectionate_Echo99 3d Coworker got the most cringy love confession right after she got engaged For context, my coworker and I work in a company that us connected to another company and we often interact with the other department when we pick up items or pick up checks/invoices. Random workers from that department have been letting her know someon has a "crush" on her or asking about her relationship at Random times, knowing full well she has been in a long term relationship. Recently she got engaged, word likely go around and this man, who has barely talked to her in person by the way, sent this text message to her...

I write to you because every time I try to talk to you and even now as I am writing this, my heart goes wild, skipping beats, and my head gets dizzy. Your spells or charms are something out of this world to me. For a while, I thought you turned me into a newt... it got better. I've also hesitated because if you are "open" or something not all in, while it'd be fun, my heart wouldn't be happy. I dont want part-time or only while he's gone. I want to know you, be with you, mentally, physically, and emotionally. I can't promise a steady life income and strong military style personalty. My plan is to open my own business within a year or 2. Im a DM for DnD (about to start a campaign if you want to join), which means I've quirky and weird. This trip opened my eyes on a lot of things, what I want and don't want. I don't w✓ be on my death bed thinking of you and Aa + O

death bed thinking of you and what could have been if only I had asked. I want to be thinking of the life we created or at least knowing I went for it. If this is something you want as well, Tuesday I could walk with you on lunch, get dinner after work, and go from there. If not, I do understand. We can delete this and move on. I promise im not going to be a weird stalker. already feel like i am with the comments on FB. I do mean those with a kind heart, not THAT kind of weird. I've taken so long, I've been a coward thinking I don't deserve you, and sitting back treading water. You are perfect in every way. The way you think, what you think about, how dedicated you are, how nerdy you are. You truly are a goddess, and I am but a humble knight in shining Armor... sure, the armor is aluminum, but that's still shinny and a metal!

I'm honestly speechless. I'm not sure if you didn't notice that for 3 years in a row I had brought my boyfriend to the Christmas party or if my casual conversations with you were mistaken as flirtation. I've been happily in a relationship with my now fiancée, for 3 years. I am beyond monogamous and would never cheat on my partner. I am honestly offended you would think so. I have never thought of you in a romantic way, but I do hope you find someone of your OWN in the future. I do believe it would be best if we only had passing greetings to be cordial and no longer conversed in any extent. Next time you want to make yourself known to a woman do it to her face and not use others to do your bidding. It is also extremely unprofessional to seek relationships with those you work with reaardless on if we Aa

Document EVERYTHING!

TORY LANEZ ORDERED TO PAY MEGAN THEE STALLION'S LEGAL FEES FOR DISRUPTIVE DEPOSITION A judge ordered the fine after Megan said Lanez should be held in contempt By NANCY DILLON AUGUST 1, 2025 ZER CELS

Good news.

The way they blame the little girl and not the man assaulting her.

r/AmlOverreacting u/hangry_witch 11h Am I overreacting because I left a meet up after I was motioned not to talk? relationship Did something happen? Lol 7:03 PM 7:05 PM You motioned for me to be quiet. If your talking to your brother then they don't know you have company and I'm not gonna be a part of that What no!! I was talking to my ex! She was trying to keep the kids from me this weekend! I didn't want a female voice You over thought that... 7:07 PM 7:05 PM I want no part of that drama It's not really drama but alright What a waste of time.... I thought you were cute too I'm really sorry Dad timina f 7:08 PM

Headline says it all. Basically, I meet up with a guy I had been chatting with. He was pushy to meet up that day but didn't respond for 8 hours after starting they had no work that day. That was a possible red flag. He wanted to show off his brother's pool and hot tub he had to check on while they were out of town. It occurred to me on the way there I had assumed his brother gave permission for him to have a guest. I pull up and there is 3 cars, an open garage, 3 cameras in front so my first question was going to be did your brother give permission for me to be here. However, I didn't get a chance to ask because they were arguing on their phone and basically motioned me not to talk. That was my cue to turn around get in my car and drive away. Lol. I explained by text and I ened up having to block him after he sent a ton of messages I wouldn't respond to.

Am I overreacting because I left a m... 334 upvotes 235 comments ravioli_dream 7h Reply 510 hangry_witch OP 6h What are the chances his "ex" isn't an ex and shes out of town, it's his house, and his brother doesn't exist? Take the red flags and leave, like you did. Good move on your part. That's what I kept wondering on the 15 minute drive but there were ring cameras so I walked up to ask (knowing it would be on video, I have the same ones). We were supposed to hang out on the porch until I assessed the situation. It just got weird. 141 Fun-Camera-7484 4h My nosey ass would check the property report of the address and see if he and another woman are on the deed. That is if he even gave you his real name.

100% I'm looking up property records

Interesting how about 2 weeks ago the right wing manosphere was calling Sydney Sweeney mid, and now she's the epitome of beautiful. Wonder what has changed.

Wow... This is super suspect

carlosgil83 8h Follow Just packed for Vegas when my wife hits me with "I just got my period." Now I'm debating... do I drop $2,000 to be bunkmates at the Bellagio with no action and overpriced room service, or fake a work emergency and let her take one of her single friends instead? Married guys will get it. Single people, don't judge. What would you do?

Hey Chat why are more women choosing to be single?

What is the worst thing?

It's the Sip Club

He says "female stuff"...

Yeah I'm feeling there is a reason why she's calling the cops. In fact, she says "last time he was here, he was asked to leave"...

He keeps blocking unblocking and blocking again. Sus.

r/LoveTrash 18 people are here Friend Zone 414 upvotes 57 comments 입 Friend zone 00 Reply Vote tosernameschescksout 1h Trash Trooper I have read quite a few marriage origin stories where the guy was totally friendzoned until he got a girlfriend and made the other girl jealous. After she was jealous, only then, was she capable of appreciating him or realizing that she could feel attraction for him. Jealousy had to come first. Jealousy was not only the spark, it was the requirement. It was absolutely required. I think that's one of the reasons that women very easily fall for guys who aren't interested in them. If you're not interested in them, then they got somebody else to feel jealous about. If you're falling all over them, then who can they be jealous of? You've just robbed them of the opportunity to feel anything. And that's how women work. Posts are meant to bring forward dialogue and discussions of the problematic sentiments shown and not in support Ask Aubry Vote

Ahh yes "women do not feel anything except jealousy".

These dudes are not lonely enough

*sex it's a typo my God people, it happens