Baron von Shush

Some of the doctors I work with have asked for professional development feedback from me. Me, an actual child.

At what age do you stop feeling like a stupid baby who people mistakenly trust to be professional/responsible?

Wild that he's so risk-averse on the concept of trees but not on thundering along in a 1/2 ton death machine.

It's good luck to have a fortune cookie without a fortune, right? Right?

This is very weird. Happy new year bab!

Yes I am aware I'm 5000 years old.

Just made the frankly life-changing discovery that you can edit WhatsApps.

Haha no this is brilliant please keep spending

I love these so much. My favourite bit is the Noddy-esque wail of "are you hanging up your STOCKIIIIING?"

So completely charmed by being able to hear the steam trains toot toot in the next village.

Hot squash does smell a bit vomity, doesn't it?

So that's niche ophthalmology scrub nurse knowledge 😂

Eg., do most people know where in the body the sclera is found?

Thinking up quiz questions is hard. Want to add topics that reflect our own interests and knowledge but don't want them to be impossible to answer if they're not your thing.

A small, very cute black cat sitting in a seagrass belly basket.

This lil queen has been abducted by aliens, stabbed in the butt and brought back to earth* all before lunch. Such a good, brave girl.

*taken to the vet for her MOT and vaccine

Haha shut up is it actually

I would be bankrupt so dang fast

Good grief there's just nothing right about that. Love to you, be kind to yourself for this next while xx

I've been a registered nurse for a whole year.

Absolute facts

Prepared a salad for my lunch but forgot the dressing so obviously my day is ruined.

A sticker in traditional tattoo style with a black cat, roses and a banner which reads "cat mom"

Talk me out of getting this tattooed on my actual body

It is so good to be back but feels like our time living back in the West Country was an extended visit and now we are home again, which is weird since we are literally from Somerset.

We've come back to Macclesfield and Manchester for the weekend.

Yeah nah, today isn't going to be good.

I'm very mature and totally fine with not going to Glastonbury so I haven't muted any accounts and I'm not at all jealous or upset.

Just had to get cash from an ATM and actually could not remember how to do it.

Why are there so many options for booking a haircut? Cut and blow-dry, restyle, wet cut, separate options for long and short hair. It's a dang minefield.

I usually love a bit of time left to my own devices but I'm not really looking forward to this weekend all by myself.

I'm 35 years old and wearing a pair of crocs outside and it feels like I'm committing a crime?