Melania looked nice today. Maybe she can ask Sub Zero to knock off the cold temps, too.
I mean at least you have proof you’re not a bitch
That’s like saying I need to eat a shit burger to make sure it tastes bad. Like please fuck off
Whoever votes for 7, ya mama’s a ho
Whoever votes for 7…ya mama’s a ho
Two word bullshit response with no substance, you really showed her.
Wait did it…did it work?!
I really like Threads. I found my people over there. Teacher people. Blue dot people. But now it seems like everyone is over here. Here’s me looking for my people on Bluesky 👀 👀 #teachers #bluedot
I have 10 more followers than I have people I’m following so I’ll expect that Bluesky check to drop that direct deposit aaaaaany day now #bigtimestuff
I have not posted in a year, but apparently this is where all the smart people leaving Twitter are going. Better dust off my smart ass hat and get back to it
Chatroom dot com fa life!
Sometimes your kid signs up for soccer & robs you of the sweet bliss of sleeping in. Then sometimes your kid signs up for soccer & you find friendship in another parent who has experienced exactly what you have & is exactly where you are in your process and recovery. Take that, Christian Nationalism
Yeah I’ve had sex, but have you ever shown up to the dentist for your filling only to find out it’s just an appointment for a regular cleaning?
Be as concerned for the movie theater industry as you want, but as long as there are $7 popcorns and 293858oz drinks, they’ll be just fine
Hillary’s on Rachel in case you wanna grab the popcorn and watch
People think they know the Sunday Scaries. But do you know the teacher on the day before going back to school from summer break scaries?
You know, if the mother of my 13 year old’s girlfriend makes her ask him who his parents voted for one more time, I just might burn down the building.
Kinda wanna be productive af, kinda wanna challenge myself to go to bed in the same clothes I woke up in
I asked ChatGPT to write a Biblical passage about Jesus encountering a gay man. It did not disappoint
If you’re in Ohio, don’t forget to vote
Also if this doesn’t get 9 likes, I’m setting this place on fire
My man you don’t even know. We’ve got everything but vision and dental
Tim Anderson, that you?
Even a cake is getting more than me these days jfc I quit
I don’t think I KEN
Shoutout to my 9 followers, you don’t even know the golden goose y’all got.
I think I just inadvertently ate a piece of cake for dinner 🤔
I very much agree. Although they haven’t been giving us much to talk about lately. It is nice to have national recognition again. It’s been a minute!
I mean if they knock cups of water off the counter and just kind of be an asshole, they’ve got the cat thing nailed.
Daddy I don’t WANNA play Jihad. I asked for the white Christian nationalist play set
