Aaron Jones

Fitting a generalized mixed model with a gamma distribution log link and random slopes to reaction time data to arrive at precisely the same point estimate as the authors did by simply averaging and conducting a t-test:

I've got 62mm since 6am Weds. West Hamilton.

Join the dual citizen club! Then you can roll with multiple passports. And then pay to renew multiple passports 😑

Does Trump think he's on the ballot?

#1 mistake: Thinking that post-hoc power is a thing. It's kinda like budgeting for your reno after the contractors are finished. It's too late.

For engagement, distract them with a shiny app? pwrss.shinyapps.io/index/ Everyone loves pretty graphs

Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said.
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.

Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules

Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere

Snow coming down heavy. By the end of the day we should also get freezing rain, rain, and thunderstorms

Spring in Canada!

#Onstorm #hamont

Canada should be rolling out the welcome mat for American scientists. Instead post-secondary funding is being frozen or cut. Huge missed opportunities

💯 this is happening tonight

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GTA meme "Ah shit, here we go again" but it's snowing

#ONstorm #ONwx #HamOnt

Hey #onstorm is this graupel? Like tiny styrofoam balls but with jagged edges. Falling in #hamont right now. #Onwx

CDC ordered to stop working with WHO immediately, upending expectations of an extended withdrawal U.S. public health officials have been told to stop working with the World Health Organization, effective immediately. The surprise decision is focused on the U.S.

Imagine trying to play Pandemic but *plot twist* you can't leave North America.

You'd lose every time.

apnews.com/article/cdc-...

Popeye's is better anyway!

Inconsistent multiple testing corrections: The fallacy of using family-based error rates to make inferences about individual hypotheses During multiple testing, researchers often adjust their alpha level to control the familywise error rate for a statistical inference about a joint uni…

Not every analysis of multiple (<whatever>) requires multiplicity adjustments (correcting p-values for multiple testing):
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

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Let us start 2025 in a positive mood: here are 10 methods things researchers can worry *less* about in 2025

Wow that paper is delicious. If #MachineLearning can predict from an image of the knee whether the person has eaten refried beans in the past 12 months, overfitting/overinterpretation/declaring noise as signal must be in play. Predicting weird outcomes is a great way to do bullshit detection.

Up the game and go full beard

Solidarity. Will have to tackle this soon. Just as soon as I finish updating my university format CV and then separately report all my activities last year to my department.

#TooManyCVs

Our recent work featured in CBC news.

Too many patients are dying in hospital waiting to be discharged. ED/hospital overcrowding has its root cause in lack of adequate capacity in community and subacute settings.

www.cbc.ca/news/health/...

#MedSky

Updated overnight and my default font on Microsoft apps has shifted from Calibri to Aptos. Naturally my immediate reaction is that I hate it.

Any font nerds out there to help me decide if I should just roll with it? Could be an opportune moment to pick a different font entirely.

#AcademicSky

Inbox with 916 unread messages

If it's important they'll email again, right? Words I live by.

Inbox 0 is a myth. We'll all retire with inboxes full of unread mail.

This is the answer

Question of the week for #academicsky: Which is more anxiety-inducing?

Checking your work email
Or
Not checking your work email

The #academicsky gods will always punish the hubris of anyone who dares call a version final.

A very merry Squishmallow Christmas to anyone in the general proximity of children this year!

They are indeed very squishy.

Expedition

A roaring fire

Happy winter solstice! The light returns following the longest night.

"Could you run some p-values for me?"

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