Alexis 💛 @sourblonde - Bluesky Profile

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

09.09.2025 07:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Should have listened to Luda.

Can't turn a hoe in to h....

09.09.2025 07:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I literally disnt deserve ANY of this bullshit you selfish motherfucker.

09.09.2025 07:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't let me fucking stop you.

Cause clearly I don't fucking matter.

09.09.2025 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look what I did!

04.09.2025 15:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IM TIRED

30.08.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🔥🔥🔥

28.08.2025 04:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ONE WEEK!

25.08.2025 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that season over yet?

25.08.2025 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

25.08.2025 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My Snapchat is actually hidden so it makes it harder to get into. Can't really do that for my text.

25.08.2025 15:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will do my best to

25.08.2025 15:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Literally CANNOT LOL

23.08.2025 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm the biggest star at this fucking karaoke bar

13.08.2025 03:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But like seriously. Listen to True Believer

07.08.2025 12:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also antidepressants are great. Lolololol

07.08.2025 12:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're also like really funny.

19.07.2025 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

You're personality and you're driven as hell.

It also helps you have a nice smile and nice eyes. You have have nice hair even though you shaved it off for a minute.

19.07.2025 14:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Shaming my husband @christophersauer.com for saying he would give me a message (I just want to be able to turn my head) and he didn't.

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

19.07.2025 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It was your personality.

It helped that you had nice eyes and good hair and a nice smile.

19.07.2025 04:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He called out CBS for paying trump essentially bribe money in a lawsuit so they can sell to someone else. There's a clip of it somewhere.

No reason otherwise. Highest viewed late night show.

18.07.2025 14:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Pookie funny as hell"
- Scout (aka Pookie, age 3)

10.07.2025 18:42 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I'm having a real is the money worth the misery like... past 8 months.

My depression worsens. I cry at work all the time. The nearly daily migraines. The itching. God the itching sucks. My wrist are so bad I can't even wear my watch it feels like little knife cuts.

09.07.2025 04:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I BARTENDED AT MARGARITAVILLE. I can make ALL the margaritas.

17.06.2025 03:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know how to. I BARTENDED IN NEW ORLEANS. I choose not to.

Because I like sweet n sour mix.

I literally asked if you wanted a fresh one. Smh.

17.06.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bitches be tired.

It's me. I'm bitches.

01.05.2025 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What I said? 🤣

29.04.2025 16:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0