Raging Pencils

Trump replaced one moron in Homeland Security with another moron. Except this new moron has toxic male syndrome. Yeah, what could possibly go more wrong?

Devil: "For the record, I told him to go to the Falkland Islands. Not the Fucking Islands!" #iran

Trump will probably fire her because she was funneling millions of dollars to her friends but not to Trump.

Trump doesn’t have an answer as to why the U.S. attacked Iran because Israel hasn’t told him why they needed to.

Press: "Mr. Trump! When do you plan to stop military actions against Iran?"

Trump: "Remind me again. What's the day after the mid-terms?"

Press: "November 4th."

Trump: "Then."

Trump is sitting on a fat, $200 billion dollar tariff hoard that he doesn't want to give back. It's his, no matter what the Supreme Court or the Democrats say.

Any bets, then, on when he'll claim he needs that money to fight his Epstein distraction?

Knowing Trump, this is as likely a reason as any for his bombing of Iran. #iran

The Trump Corollary: if your name is in the news every day, that’s a sure sign that, whatever you’re doing, you’re doing a terrible job of it.

I imagine that Trump’s loan regret about killing those 150 little Iranian girls is that he didn’t get to fuck them first. #iran

Perfectly dissected.

A lot of people don’t remember 1991, but I do.

I have it on pretty good authority that Trump likes violence. It gets him off. Since Melania won’t sleep with him, this explains all the military adventures and the random slaughtering of Americans. It’s how he gets his jollies these days.

And don’t forget about the POTUS, the Pestilence of the United States.

Think of the fun you could have making your own porn video with this thing. I could envision lots of little farm animals and lots of huge piles of excrement and a little Barbie-mobile, running into the back of a gas tanker.

You are an inspiration, sir! Thank you for the fun and Snark.

Let’s talk about Trump’s concentration camps.

Here’s a little cartoon I drew back in 2019. Many of us knew this was coming. #sotu

So the GOP not only tortures immigrants. They also torture logic as well.

If no one hears a speech can be said it was ever given?

If I am reading this right, Hegseth will use Anthropics AI and if it ends up killing innocent people he can just go. “Oops! Not my fault.”

Here’s a suggestion… when the SOTU begins go to YouTube and put the Bad Bunny halftime show on Repeat for two hours. #sotu

My latest ‘toon: Leveling down. #gop #pokemon

Lively up yourself with a little Jeff Tiedrich.

Tuesday evening would be a great night to broadcast a two hour musical special featuring Bad Bunny and Taylor Swift. Just saying.

Another weekend masterpiece.

Trump is planning to spend billions to bomb Iran back into the stone age, replace their leaders with the son of the Shah(!), and then expect the remnants of the population to go "Cool, bro! Thanks!"

If this is about Iran's nuclear program, didn't Trump "completely destroy it" last time?

Trump’s ground game. #epstein

“Testing! Testing! Is this thing on? FUCK ICE!”

Thank you for that little slice of life with the wife. It was heartbreakingly adorable.

Germans remember better than Americans.