Raging Pencils

Darn tootin’! 😁

Trump wants American cities to be "training grounds" for the military.

Training for what?

I'm guessing, in his mind, it's same kind of "training" he gave those little girls on Epstein Island.

"Thumping, Melania? Uhhhh, what thumping?" #epsteinfiles

I have heard that Elon musk was invited to Epstein island but refused. Almost kind of like he knew what was going on there all along.

A lot of very powerful and rich men, Musk included, spent a lot of time and money making sure the only man who could keep them out of jail won the presidency.

De adder is just de best!

Left: Wow. We need gun reform.

Right: Wow. We need to put the left in concentration camps.

Media: Ok. It's time for the the left to bring down the political temperature here. Enough is enough.

By the way, these are Trumps actual words about Tylenol, subtly rewritten for satiric affect.

What is more dangerous to a pregnant woman in America? Tylenol or Trump?

It appears that Trump was not Raptured and did not ascend to heaven.

But, hell, even the escalator wouldn’t send him to the second floor of the UN building.

As a pregnant woman who or what would you trust more?

Trump or Tylenol?

Trump is coming down so hard on Tylenol I swear that’s where they’re hiding the Epstein files.

The First Amendment. Use it or lose it. #jimmykimmel

It would also satisfy Trump if Jimmy Kimmel‘s monologue was also in German.

Just another attempt by Trump to stall for time for Putin. Which describes every Trump reaction to Putin.

Words to remember.

“Mom, what does ‘democracy’ mean?”

It’s great to be your own boss. I’ve been mine for over 40 years. Keep the cartoons coming.

“Valhalla“ must be testing well with right wing political demographics.

Am I surprised that the Charlie Kirk shooter is still alive, that he didn’t die in a shoot out with the FBI? Yeah. Kind of.

Exactly!

Well, sure. I believe the bullet that killed JFK had words “Return for five cent deposit“ scratched on them.

I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Charlie Kirk would still be alive today had not Trump and his cronies stolen the election.

Did anyone else find it curious that Trump posted Kirk‘s death on his social media site almost to the minute of his demise. And also how he’s going to be ordering flags to be flown at half mast, like he’s feeling guilty about something? Real curious.

One less Nazi.

Just a reminder that the Supreme Court decided that speaking Spanish is suspicious and could get you arrested.

With Trump in office and Kirk having been shot I think we’re dangerously close to an “eye for an eye“ era.

I always kind of thought that Charlie Kirk would be the kind of guy who was all “thoughts and prayerEd” enough that he would never get shot. Guess I was wrong.

When I heard that Charlie Kirk had been shot my first thought was “just what Trump needs. A conservative martyr.“

My second thought was “Tommy Lee crooks.“

I’m cynical enough to assume that this is a false flag operation until we get further info on the shooter.

RFK Jr. can go to hell.

The VA would be the department of Suckers and Losers.