Second fantasy
I’m having literal daily fantasies about getting THAT breaking news alert
Donald Trump
Do you know what I hate?
That Raiders statement is so salty I had to check their Twitter to see if it was real 😂
My iPhone AI predicted responses know me so well without any prompts required 🥰
The way Kirk Cousins robs people he should work for the Trump administration
Timely reminder that there is a major difference between re-sign and resign #freeagency
The first 7pm sunset in a long time brings a good one 🌅
Alex Rodriguez, owner of the Minneapolis, Minnesota Timberwolves, really thought a smiling photo op with the nazi who deployed other nazis to terrorize Minnesotans and shoot citizens in the face was a good move, eh?
Literally just finished my 11th book too 😆
I’ll do a lot of things but you’ll never, ever, ever catch me willingly listen to Tr*mp speak
When you look at your Outlook calendar and by some miracle have a meeting-free Friday
Now they have something in common with Donald Tr*mp
You know the lone man standing on an overpass in a snowstorm with a taco Don rapist and felon sign got like 25 honks from meeeeee
It never fails to be fascinating how deeply people are willing to embarrass themselves in the name of a decrepit old dementia ridden pedophile
My brother was able to snag me 3 unobstructed tickets so I returned mine!
you don’t get paid for the re-listed tickets until 7 days AFTER the show 😒 which is 6 months from now. So I took a shot in the dark and asked them to refund my obstructed view tickets and they did, no questions asked. I was shocked as hell lol 🙏🙌
At this point I’m fucking $1400 deep in Noah Kahan tickets 😂 and they are NO RESALE and non-transferable. The only option is to list them back on Ticketmaster at face value. Which I’m very not opposed to, I think this actually made it the most smooth ticket buying experience ever, BUT
Brace yourself but I’m going to say something nice about Ticketmaster lol… I bought 3 tickets for Noah Kahan today and only AFTER I checked out did they tell me I had selected obstructed or limited view seats 🙄 SO I had to panic send my brother into the presale queue to buy me 3 more 😂
Not the ending I was looking for
Every time I read a headline like this “Blank is reporting that Trump — AHHH GODDAMNIT!”
Kind of awkward to talk about the GOP like that when they’re standing right there 😂😂😂
I paid out the ASS for nosebleeds on the secondhand market that I finally found like a week before the concert lol
My daughter just asked me if the Vikings have ever been in the Super Bowl and then goes “sorry I didn’t mean to rub salt in your womb” lmao apparently she thought that was the term 😂😂😂
Anywho let’s just hurry up and beat these pedo lovin’ MAGA’s already
