Just Jack⚖️

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs is rambling on about how bad crime is in DC so he can justify deploying the national guard, while his own FBI Director claims crime is the lowest it’s been in decades.

When concocting a charade, it’s important to get your lies in sync.i

When my grandpa started rambling incoherently like this, we all found excuses to leave the room…

Them:

“The Epstein files are everything. You should all care about what’s in them.”

“We can’t wait to release the Epstein files!”

They read the Epstein files.

“Forget about the Epstein files.”

America: What? Why?

Them:

“Why do you care about the Epstein files?”

Good news. We have an American Pope. From Chicago, ergo DA POPE.

Even better news. He’s not a fan of fascism.

Cardinal Robert Prevost wasn’t elected Pope because he was American.

He was elected despite being American.

Despite the dark shadow cast over the world by Trump, whose very existence is a mockery of Christian faith.

I feel hopeful for da Pope.

May his light help us fend off the darkness.

Ethics watchdogs criticizing Biden for not setting enough safeguards against Trump…is like the cops criticizing you for not having enough deadbolts in your house when you get burgled.

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It’s so out in the open that nobody knows what to do about it.

Anyone worried he’ll end up ceding Alaska to Putin next week?

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Let’s clear this up once and for all.

Me signing up with ICE has nothing to do with my MAGA neighbors getting whisked away to El Salvador.

These are completely random and unrelated events.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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I hear the Vance strategy session has been cancelled for tonight.

Pity. It looked like a productive agenda.

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Big Balls experiences one peaceful tourist visit and now they want to federalize DC.

When the President of the United States says he doesn’t know if he should uphold the Constitution, it should be a searing red line for every American.

If you let him ignore ANY aspect of the Constitution you embolden him to ignore more of it, including the parts that secure YOUR freedoms & rights.

Ethics watchdogs criticizing Biden for not setting enough safeguards against Trump…is like the cops criticizing you for not having enough deadbolts in your house when you get burgled.

My kingdom for a healthy gust of wind…

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So…the Epstein files were credible enough to get Epstein arrested, credible enough for Trump and his cronies to campaign on for years, but not credible enough to make available to the public?

Weird.

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When I talk to Trump supporters, the ones who are able to converse in complete sentences (not the mouth-breathing MAGA types), there are a few common themes of note:

- They don’t deny what Trump is doing is often unconstitutional and extreme.

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- The thing they are having a hard time with is the Epstein debacle. This is where their default “the other side does it too” defense is the weakest.

The clumsy coverup has made them even more uncomfortable.

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This is the thing that has the potential to vaporize Don’s teflon within his base and he likely knows it, hence his unhinged rants and deflections over the past few weeks.

Don’t let him sweep it under the rug.

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If Russia leaks footage of women peeing on Trump, the US Surgeon General will be on Fox News 10 minutes later touting the medical benefits of golden showers.

That’s how far gone we are.

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