Count Dorkula

Thanks again for doing my own research.

It's all so simple when you see the dots get connected like that. Thanks!

They only think that because they can't imagine it happening to them, or an entertainer they like. Of course, in an authoritarian regime "The In Group" always gets smaller.

#cats

The good news is, Preznit Trump has reduced overdose deaths by more than 1500%!

The week in news. "Joey Goebbels may have embraced very different cultural ideals to me, but we shouldn't forget that he tirelessly and courageously championed free speech for that circumscribed demographic of society he deemed human. My piece on Political Deification in today's Daily Distortion"

Charlie Kirk’s killing was a tragedy. But we must not rewrite his life | Moira Donegan In the wake of horror, honest accountings of his life have not only become rare – they have also become dangerous

I wrote a column responding to Ezra Klein’s eulogy for Charlie Kirk, and argued that democracy depends not just on civil disagreement, but on the civic equality that Kirk passionately opposed.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

The Bottom Line How 18th-century caricaturists cashed in on a kinky crime wave.

If you're looking for a Sunday read, my new article is about how caricaturists dealt with a kinky crime-wave in the 1780s:

open.substack.com/pub/tealcart...

#art #caricature

I'm a heathen that uses a bread maker, and I couldn't get a proper loaf of basic white bread (It would rise so high the top of the loaf would press against the lid), until I started weighing the flour. Whole wheat bread worked fine using volume measurements. 🤷‍♂️

There's no shame in being wrong about something.

There is shame in choosing to be wrong.

Very true. Unfortunately a shockingly large number of people seem incapable of feeling shame.

"Alternative facts" are all the rage now.

OMG! And like Vlad is being like such a little bitch!

"We know that many of our proposals have never worked. But ask yourself, 'Have we tried them hard enough?'"

A cat rests its head, their face a portrait of a deep despair.

when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go

And we'll be releasing that in the next short period of time.

Q: If the Nazis that are in Illinois came from out of state, are they still considered Illinois Nazis?

Discuss.

I'll be 59 in 7 days.

FML.

That poster reminds me of one of my favourite James Acaster jokes from "Mock the Week":

Part man.
Part machine.
Part bird.
Part drum.
It's ... "RoboBongoCuckooCop!"

NOBODY has Been "finer"! The MOST FINE! Many people "are" SAYING!

Thanks. It wasn't an ideal childhood, but a lot of people had/have it a lot worse.

And there's always sweet, life giving booze.

The Golden Memories ... so precious.

Without hesitating I said "Sure Dad. That's no problem.", and he replied, practically yelling, "Well I should hope that it's not a problem after everything I've done for you!".

Sigh. He never offered to pay any rent, and never paid for groceries. After 6 months I was looking for a new apartment.

My siblings and I, as well as a couple of his siblings, agreed that he was a Special Little Guy.

Ex: when the parental units were separating, he called me and asked if he could stay with me a while until things got settled.

I do believe that's what she means. My father was of the opinion that anybody and everybody that didn't like what he liked was "Stupid!" and/or "Just trying to be difficult."

This is a local shop, for local people! We sell white bread, also for local people!

I'm not sure if "stack up" is a typo or a mission statement, but I approve either way.

I watched that clip and you could see the "WTF?" looks on peoples faces.

Trump: The wars are over except they're still shooting and bombing . But the wars are over and everybody said "Sir! We have tears in our eyes because you ended the war!"

Hmmm. I don't know if you have this product (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manwich) in the U.K., but thematically I think the first line should have ended with "I cum like Manwiches". That said, if you're cumming like Manwiches, seek medical help.