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@feartomorrow.bsky.social

synthesist πŸ’… thaumaturge πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ a dragon on the internet πŸ‰ a magical girl irl ✨

636 Followers 109 Following 5,724 Posts Joined Apr 2023
16 minutes ago

someday in the blessed future there will be archival SQLite databases for things...
and embedded in them will be wpds

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16 minutes ago

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid

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26 minutes ago

had to spend too long doing follow the sun support, everything in 24hr, everything in UTC
i like my time like i like my women,
RFC 3339 with secfrac

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32 minutes ago

karaoke synth quality?
dunno why I'm even asking, bet that shit rocked

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33 minutes ago
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Cat Lazers Cat Lazers. 76,356 likes Β· 38 talking about this. Totally not-at-all Photoshopped images of feline world-destroyers. Submit your own cat pics!

still active as catlazers afaict
www.facebook.com/catlazers/
www.patreon.com/catlazers/ab...

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37 minutes ago

the same dudes that cannot and will not get rid of wordperfect?
lol, lmao

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1 hour ago

one of the best best things about being a villen was just fartin around
i always met some cool folks doing cool things
sometimes we remembered each other doing stuff!
wow!

if you never leave your house, how are you ever going to know the love of life that is wolftits

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3 hours ago

Fire season this year is going to SUCK.

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18 hours ago
Adapted from Axelsson et al. 2013 Fig 2c: Histogram showing the distribution of diploid amylase copy number in wolf (n=35, blue) and dog (n=136, red). Dogs carry more copies of the starch-digesting gene AMY2B than wolves. Additional copies make dogs better than wolves at digesting starchy foods like grains & vegetables.

Dogs evolved to eat your leftovers! Comparing dog & wolf genomes revealed dogs have up to 30 EXTRA copies of the amylase gene (AMY2B) that helps digest starch. This is a key genomic signature of living alongside humans & table scraps for thousands of years πŸ• www.nature.com/articles/nat... #2026MMM

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2 hours ago

please do stuff
begging you do stuff
all that time you think got
you don't
go do stuff

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2 hours ago

gotta save that shit for second shift

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2 hours ago

I prefer static websites but as the CEO of HTMX, I must admit you can have fancy hypermedia and still be smol in size.

in any case: build
they need you to not build

the battles are many
the war may be eternal
but there will be wins

another indexing search can rise
communities can thrive

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2 hours ago

team anything but discourse
anything but discord either

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16 hours ago

And where we’re at today is a complete denigration of that dream. Early Twitter compared to X as now. The death of Geocities and MySpace. β€œPivot to video.”

We caught a glimpse of paradise (granted, with some problems), and then we let late stage capitalism drag us back into β€œnumber MUST go up.”

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5 hours ago

Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.

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3 hours ago

Doug Ford uses his private cellphone to conduct public business to skirt Freedom of Information rules. He said turning those phone records over would breach his privacy. The court said, oops, that only made his phone records subject to FOI. So now he’s trying to change the FOI rules instead.

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4 hours ago

"perfect is the enemy of good" - person supporting rancid dogshit instead of good

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5 hours ago

and this is a good thing how

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5 hours ago

elixir vitae

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5 hours ago
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a cartoon of kenny from south park riding on the back of a dinosaur ALT: a cartoon of kenny from south park riding on the back of a dinosaur

space motorcycles

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16 hours ago

this is a great slice of who still owns a television

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2 days ago
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Pete Hegseth’s Defense Department Blew $22M On Steak and Lobster in a Single Month, Watchdog Claims Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's Defense Department allegedly blew through $22 million on lobsters and ribeye steak in a Sept. 2025, end-of-year spree.

"Per the analysis by Open the Books, in September, the Pentagon spent $2 million on Alaskan king crab, $6.9 million on lobster tail, $15.1 million on ribeye steak, and $1 million on salmon. Dessert included 272 orders of doughnuts for $139,224 and ice cream machines for $124,000."

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8 hours ago

@aaron.bsky.team you are a fucking sniveling coward. you're a disgrace to T&S and moderate from a position of vindictiveness and favouritism.

you couldn't just block her, you had to ban her too.

you ought to have been fired long ago for banning Juni after her bot caught you gooning on the clock.

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5 hours ago

ah but what about mcd’s sprite

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1 year ago
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1 day ago

Vig tested
Mom approved

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1 day ago
Dr Naomi Wolf & @naomirwolf
Replying to@RealAmericaSong @FairGov and 13
others

It was amazing to go to Belfast, which does not yet have 5G, and feel the earth, sky, air, human experience, feel the way it did in the 1970s. Calm, still, peaceful, restful, natural.

1:13 β€’ 05 Jul 19 β€’ Twitter for iPhone

If you are really 24, you will not be able to fully appreciate the exquisite humor of this, the funniest tweet ever tweeted.

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1 day ago

we're learning, it's an exciting learning thursday

THE SNOW FALLS HARD AND DON'T YOU KNOW
THE WINDS OF THOR ARE BLOWING COLD

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1 day ago

"Discover the Art of Prompting"
shoot me in the fucking face

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1 day ago

batdance isn't even the best song on the record, which is lemon crush

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